hey, What if some are Jewish?!.......anyway
1. I'd give Jack some Prozac to have him a little more happy.
2. I'd give Sydney a magical pain reliever, so she wouldn't feel anymore pain from all the felgercarb she's been through and for all the felgercarb there is to come.
3. I'd give Vaughn a fake prophecy saying his wife is evil, and she must be destroyed. (even though I'm perfectly fine with Lauren, that would be a present for all the S/V Shippers, so they'll leave Lauren alone!.)
4. I'd give Irina a full pardon and let her celebrate Christmas with Jack and Sydney. (hey, if Evil Man Sloane could get a full pardon, so should Irina darn it!)
5. I'd give Eric Weiss...Sydney! Hey, I see potential for these two, Vaughn will just have to grit his teeth and deal.
6. I'd give Dixon a slap in the face for being so.....professional to Sydney. (Come on, Dixon! Can't you see the girl needs a hug?! )
7. I'd give Marshall and Carrie a bouncing healthy baby.
8....and finally, I'd give Lauren Reed Vaughn a shoulder to cry on for all the meaness the S/V shippers are aiming at her.