So I've been thinking today about poor ole Dale, and how he died in the series and the more I got thinking (this sometimes can be a bad thing) I really began thinking his whole death and how he met his ending was a little cliche with the whole zombie thing ripping into his stomach. So here comes my ending for him. He's sitting there, walks up to (it could be anyone from the party) and as per usual he sticks his nosey beak into someones drama when a zombie creeps out from the bushes and rips his beard clean off his face. He'd do the usual thing, look gobsmacked, shiver a little possibly foam at the mouth and then finally go into shock before a transformation takes place before he's finally hacked to death (michonne style) probably more beard hacking (there was serious amount of hair growth there the zombie would have had trouble ripping it all off) followed by Lori trying to make out with him (because that is just in her nature) which would have surely killed him off. So the question is what would have been your preferred death for the ole guy and how he met his end?