Death Test

Vaughn_Lovah

Vaughn's Chin Fondler
I took this test a long time ago and forgot about it. This one has some of the funniest questions.
It might not be suitable for some of the youngins.... ;)

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Anyway I will die:
December 21, 2051
at the age of 66 years old.

I will most likely die from:
Cancer (39%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Drowning (13%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

hmmmm good to know.... :thinking:

:lol:
 
April 4, 2057 is my death date. :lol: Hey, I'll live 'til I'm 73.

46% chance i'll die of cancer
16% chance i'll die of alcoholism (...riiiiight...)
8% chance i'll die of a heart attack
7% chance i'll die of loneliness
5% chance i'll die of a contagious disease
 
April 4, 2059 at the age of 76 years old.....

Cancer 24%
Heat Attack 17%
Alcoholism 9%
Alien Abduction 9%
Loneliness 7%
Homicide 6%
 
June 10, 2061
at the age of 71 years old.

Cancer (26%)
Drowning (11%)
Suicide (9%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (6%)
 
August 27 2067, at the age of 83


Cancer (22%)
Alien Abduction (12%)????????
Alcoholism (11%)
Homicide (10%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Confusion (6%)
Drowning (6%)
 
haha, i'll live to be older than all of you!

December 24, 2078
at the age of 89 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (16%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (6%)

awww...i die the day before Christmas! Grrr... :D
 
Haha!! Thanks for posting this test Bobo!! :lol:

My stats:

I will die on February 13, 2054 at 69 yrs old from:
cancer- 40%
heart attack- 11%
suicide- 8%
3rd degree burns- 7%
Alcoholism- 5%

LMAO!! :lol:
 
Horrible Accident (20%)
Cancer (15%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)



October 12, 2056
at the age of 67 years old.


:confused:


:Ph34r:
 
March 27, 2070
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)

Doesn't that sound lovely? :blink: :lol:
 
July 10, 2064
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)


oooh alien abduction cooooooool :lol:
 
September 18, 2072 at 85 years old....

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Alcoholism (19%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
 
April 11, 2068
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (17%) Horrible Accident (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (5%)
 
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 10, 2044
at the age of 58 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Suicide (19%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (14%) (LMAO!!! what do they base that on!! :Ph34r: :woot: )
Cancer (10%)
Overdose (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%) (hahaha I wish)
Confusion (6%) (eh?)
Homicide (5%)
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 7, 2077
at the age of 88 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Drowning (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%) :lol:
 
January 8, 2071
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%) ??? :lol:
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 25, 2051
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Overdose (5%)


Looks like the big C is gonna get me then!!!!! oh well!!
strange test! :blink:
 
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