vaughn_crazy14
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The September 25, 2003 issue of Entertainment Weekly includes a little article on Alias fanfiction. Their staffers did a section on their guilty pleasures. They ranked each one from 1 to 10.
The guilt-o-meter worked like this: "Not all shame is equal, so here's a quick guide. 1 means you've seen the The Anna Nicole Show; 5 means you've set your TV for a season pass; 10 means you are, in fact, Anna Nicole Smith."
Alias fanfiction was given a 4:
Alias Online Fanfiction
Sydney Bristow is hunting down an assassin hired by archenemy Arvin Sloane to kill fellow CIA agent (and lover) Michael Vaughn. The hitwoman is ruthless, armed with razor-sharp sais and devoid of allegiance. Her name? Elektra Notchios.
Down, geek: This isn't a sneak peek at an upcoming Alias script, but rather a nugget of online fanfiction. In the far out corners of the cyber-universe where tube freaks pen adventures---sorry, fics---for their beloved heroes, there are no rules. Jennifer Garner's small-screen Sydney can knock down her big-screen Elektra, then team back up with her to rescue Vaughn. Meanwhile, verbally challenged technogeek Marshall can write an advice column (forums.allalias.com). And evil Irina Derevko can be a model grandmother to the Bristow-Vaughn twins (fanfiction.aliasfour.com). These fics are littered with grammar and spelling errors, but we dare you to close your browser on the earnest author epigraphs. Pleads AgentBristow, who penned an eight chapter yarn called Recall, "I have been working REALLY hard at this, so please read it and please like it!" Consider it done. --Missy Schwartz
The guilt-o-meter worked like this: "Not all shame is equal, so here's a quick guide. 1 means you've seen the The Anna Nicole Show; 5 means you've set your TV for a season pass; 10 means you are, in fact, Anna Nicole Smith."
Alias fanfiction was given a 4:
Alias Online Fanfiction
Sydney Bristow is hunting down an assassin hired by archenemy Arvin Sloane to kill fellow CIA agent (and lover) Michael Vaughn. The hitwoman is ruthless, armed with razor-sharp sais and devoid of allegiance. Her name? Elektra Notchios.
Down, geek: This isn't a sneak peek at an upcoming Alias script, but rather a nugget of online fanfiction. In the far out corners of the cyber-universe where tube freaks pen adventures---sorry, fics---for their beloved heroes, there are no rules. Jennifer Garner's small-screen Sydney can knock down her big-screen Elektra, then team back up with her to rescue Vaughn. Meanwhile, verbally challenged technogeek Marshall can write an advice column (forums.allalias.com). And evil Irina Derevko can be a model grandmother to the Bristow-Vaughn twins (fanfiction.aliasfour.com). These fics are littered with grammar and spelling errors, but we dare you to close your browser on the earnest author epigraphs. Pleads AgentBristow, who penned an eight chapter yarn called Recall, "I have been working REALLY hard at this, so please read it and please like it!" Consider it done. --Missy Schwartz
