im giving credit to these quotes from Anne at Alias Quotes . . Quotes . . Vaughn:...We have to be wildly, crazy careful.... Will (on the phone): Hi, um, I don't know if I'm talking to the right person, but I need to borrow a million bucks. The Olsen twins went public, and I'm looking to invest. Sydney: (smiles) You'll need some collateral. I don't think you've got any. Will: Well, have you seen my aqua blue Chevy? Sydney: You mean, with the hula girl on the dash? Yes, sadly, we've seen that. Francie: What? You kissed Will Tippin? Are you kidding me? . . . I don't believe it. You must have been really drunk. Vaughn: Do you have any questions? Sydney: Yeah, can you show me what a paper bag looks like again? Sydney: Got it. How do I look? Dixon: For the record, that's a question you never have to ask. Vaughn: If you don't like it, well, just don't tell me. Sydney: I feel like I'm losing my mind! Like I don't even know who I am anymore, or what I'm doing, or why I'm doing it! Marshall: That sound - you know that boom? That's my mind blowing. Will: What's the paper on? Sydney: It's a redo. Professor said it didn't have any soul, so I'm writing a paper with soul. It's got lots of soul! Jenny: That was Sydney, right? You're different when you talk to Sydney. Will: Don't analyze me. Vaughn: This may come as a shock to you, but my business is not your business. Marshall: You probably don’t know this about me, but I’m not much of a social person. Donato: You are American? Sydney: Yes. Donato: Only an American would come to my door without telephoning. (This scene takes place in Italy.) Marshall: It's a digital camera. I have it at 42 exposures, but I wanna get it to 47 because...it's a prime number. Vaughn: Sydney's life is worth the risk! Jack Bristow: Not to Sydney! Taking them down is what gets her up in the morning. Or... did you think it was those meetings she has with you? Dixon: We kill ourselves to do the right thing: meanwhile the bad people keep coming back. Sloane: I find it hard to believe that I'm the only person that has trouble taking you seriously. Jack: Just so we're clear, you report this conversation and you'll never wear a hat again. Vaughn: Because I believe in you. You think I would lock just anyone in my trunk? Vaughn: Hey listen to me, there's something you need to know. When you first walked into my office with that stupid bozo hair, I thought you were crazy. I mean, I actually thought you might be a crazy person. I watched you, I read your statement. I've seen how you think and I've seen how you work. I've seen who you are. In this job you see darkness... you see the worst in people. The jobs are different and the missions change and the enemies have a thousand names. The one crucial thing -- the one real responsibility you have is to not let your rage and your resentment and your disgust darken you. When you're at your absolute lowest, your most depressed, just remember that you can always, you know . . . you've got my number. "Write this down. E. M. E. T. I. B. Got it? Now, read it backwards."--Sydney, while being tortured for not revealing who she works for "No I do not. But I can see not wanting to kiss you." Syd to Cole in the Box Part Two. "How's it hangin'?" Dixon to Sydney near the end of "The Coup", when she's suspended on a rope between the two buildings "They've never seen sunlight." "Page 47" when Vaughn was talking about the tech guys who make all the funky little gadgets that Sydney uses. Thanks to "Kate Vartan" for sending these two: "Thank you... bless your heart..." (tearfully) "I like your tie..." - Syd in the pilot to "Suits and Glasses" who adjusts his tie "Yeah, me and my parents sorta went through the same thing." - Will, responding to Syd's remark in The Abduction about fighting armed soldiers with her parents Thanks to "freelancer" for sending these: Syd: "Did you learn nothing from the Clinton Administration??" (after Will's hickie) Jack: "Welcome to the family." (after chewing Danny out about asking him if he can marry Sydney) Syd: "I just wanted to rip his finger right off. Does that make me a bad person?" Vaughn: "No, but it might have blown your cover."