These are my favs:
"Oh, I got my, uh, thirty days sobriety chip. Even though I wasn't ever a drug addict, I'm kind of proud." - Will
"E-M-E-T-I-B. got that? Now reverse it." -Syd
"If I never see you again, it was fun." -Vaughn
"I just remembered, Franice doesn't like coffee ice cream."-Freplica
"Don't frost the pie." -Syd
"You know what I always say: If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it!"-Marshall
"Welcome to the CIA."-Vaughn
"Yea, I've heard that one before."-Marshall
"So, you are American." -Sakulous
"That's right, God Bless America."-Syd
and of course... "One in Five, you little B****, ONE IN FIVE!!"- Will