Favorite Charmed Quotes!

[SpyGirl426]

After looking over all the Charmed threads, I noticed that theres no page for quotes. There are so many good ones... so I'm asking you... What's your favorite quote?

One of my favs is when Piper takes the pregnancy test in the first season:

Prue: Piper, are you still in there!
Piper: (In the bathroom taking a pregnancy test) Just give me another minute... or two.
Prue: Are you positive?
Piper: I hope not.
Prue: Piper, I can't be late again today!
Piper: I know the feeling...

 

[Syd4Vaughn]

One of my favs is :

(Phoebe and Leo in magic school)
*phoebe pulls face*
leo:what are you doing?
phoebe:trying to orb
leo: but u dont orb
phoebe: now is not the time to rub it in!!!

Classic!!!

 

[SpyGirl426]

^^ haha yes! That quote is classic

Another good one:

When Piper and Phoebe are both after Leo so they're trying to make Leo not like the other....

Leo-So, does Phoebe work here, too?
Piper- Phoebe? Work? No, no, no, no. She is probably at her gay and lesbian support group right now.

Leo-Just out of curiostiy...um...are you and Aviva...well, Piper said...
Phoebe- Piper said what??
Leo-Oh, nothing...Phoebe to Leo (about Piper)-Well, whatever she said you should probably take it with a grain of salt, because somtimes her medication makes her say the strangest things. But don't worry, her shrinks are on it.
Leo- Shrinks?

And because i couldnt just add one here's some other ones:

confronting a demon
Xotar: I'm Krell, a Xotar.
Prue: I'm Prue, a Scorpio.

Phoebe: Why couldn't you get a boy-band song stuck in your head like everyone else?

Caleb: Strictly professional. I was lost, but until I was sure who you were, I couldn't just come up and say, "Hey, are you a Charmed One?" 'Cause I need you to take me to my demon catching truck.

Phoebe: Who's Natile?
Piper: She's a f-
Leo: Fellow whitelighter. See I finished your sentence.
Piper: Hmm. That's not what I was gonna say.

Natalie: You must prepare yourselves for battle mentally, physically, sartorially...
Phoebe: I'm sorry, what?
Piper: She doesn't like our clothes.
Natalie: You need outfits that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless and fearless attire.
Prue: Ok, but then I have nothing to wear

and thats just some of them... I love this show... I really need a life

 

[the_alliance]

wow, i'm surprised nobody put this one on:

Person: Are you homeless?
Paige: I've got lip-gloss on. Does it look like I'm homeless?

or this one:
Piper: You heard? How?
Phoebe: Only the stuff in the bathroom, thin walls.
Paige: Hallway, but I haven't heard any of the "fun stuff".
Piper: How long has this been going on?
Phoebe: Since the 4th grade.

 

[Syd4Vaughn]

Piper : Chris can you come out here a second
Piper's Dad (looking at pregnant belly) : Jeez he can come out?


Chris: What happened at the doctors, is everything ok?
Piper: You'll be pleased to know your a boy
Paige: (looking at sonogram) I don't see it
Piper: Its this little thing here
Chris: HEY!

:lol:

 

[SpyGirl426]

Another classic:

Piper: Oh no, somebody help me. The mean demon's dipping me in the water and it's really cold.

haha I love that one. it shows piper for who she really is... well with the help of the fearless spell that is

 

[the_alliance]

one that we see almost every week when the show was on last season was:

Phoebe (to Paige): Ooo, you're in trouble....
Paige (annoyed): What's new?

 

[SpyGirl426]

Not too many of these.. so here's a funny Prue quote:

"And the house is a mess again.. Why can't we ever fight the demon of neatness or the demon of cleanliness or even that bald guy, Mr. Clean, I could so totally take him on"

And a funny scene from the episode when Piper turned into a Fury:

Piper: Evil has the book of shadows how did evil get the book of shadows?
Phoebe: Oh no!
Piper: "Oh no", Phoebe. A demon has the book of shadows. "Oh no" doesn't quite cover it.
Cole: I'll go see what I can find...
Phoebe: Oh... that wont be necessary. Piper, promise me you wont get mad.
Piper: Is that even possible?
Phoebe: Ok, well it might be fesable the Paige borrowed the book.
(piper's jaw drops)
See... this is what I meant about over reacting...
Piper: Why why WHY would you think that??
Cole: You let Paige take the book?
Phoebe: No I didnt let her! it's just she left kind of quick and... (points to open window)
Piper: Out of the window? Phoebe why would you even leave her alone with it?
Phoebe: Because she's our sister.
Piper: Ha... Not for long!

Sorry its kinda long, i just love that scene.