favorite quotes

May 9, 2003
"You've said that so many times it's lost all meaning.."- homer..
"DOH!"- homer
"grrrr" -marge (her frustration kicking in)
"Ay Carumba!" -Bart
"I'll be up in my room"- Lisa
"BURP"- Barney

lol there was an episode and at the end they were all saying things that they usually say..
Sep 3, 2003
Lawyer Lyonel Huts and Marge at Court:
Lyonel: "Ahoo, we drawn Judge Snyder"
Marge: "Is that bad"
Lyonel: "Well hes had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog"
Marge: "You did?"
Lyonel: "Well, replace the word kindof with the word repeatidly, and the the word dog with son"

Grounds Keeper Willie (Scotish guy):
Wille: "Ah, if elected mayor, my first act would be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn ya turn to synders"
Guy: (Whispers)"Your micks on"
Wille: "I know it's on"

:LOL: Message from a Toronto Cracker :LOL:
Feb 27, 2003
HOMER: You went to a sugar factory! Were there any oompa loompas?
MARGE: There was one in a cage, but he wasn't moving.

HOMER: It's not about whether you win or lose, but how drunk you get.

RALPH: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

BART (about Hamlet): I can't believe a play where everyone dies in the end could be so BORING!!!!!
Sep 3, 2003
*Homer going to the post office to try to get back a letter Bart accidently mailed to Mr. Burns. Homer is inpersonating Mr. Burns to get the letter*

*To post office teller*

Homer: "Hello, my names Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me"

Teller: "O.K Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"

Homer: "I don't know" :LOL:

:LOL: Messege from a Toronto Cracker :LOL:


Oct 19, 2003
Daydreaming of Travelling
Homer: 10,000 dollars...we'll be millionares

Homer and the kids are trying to figure out how to help Marge, who is losing hair because of the stress of taking care of the family.
Bart - "I'll take up smoking and then quit!"
Homer - "Quitting smoking is the hardest thing you'll ever do. Have a dollar!"
Lisa - "But Dad, he didn't do anything!"
Homer - "Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he? ........ Wait, he didn't! Give me that dollar back!"

Apu: Who loves the kwik-e mart? I DOOOOOO

Homer: "You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold,
my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laming!"


Ralph: Oww i bent my wookie - These berries taste like burning

"Give me the biggest seed bell you have!!"
"No...that's TOO big."

hidely ho neighborinos

Homer: “Heaven is full of eligible bachelors… Jon Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes…”
Ned: “Homer, Sherlock Holmes is a CHARACTER.”
Homer: “Haha, he sure is!”

Homer- *knock, knock*
Stage manager- Whos there?
Homer- Potato man.
Stage Manager- Where the hell have you been?

Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely"

Ralph, after crashing through the Simpson’s front window with a note tied to him: "I'm a brick!"
Ralph:"Dying tickles!"

sorry about all the bandwidth ive taken up here...but the simpsons just plain rock!!
Feb 27, 2003
Marge: We have three children Homer.
Homer: Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.
Marge: No! Maggie!
Homer: Oh. Right.

Judge: And what about Margery?
Homer: You have the wrong file there lady.
Marge: She means Maggie.
Homer: Oh. I've got nothing against Maggie.

Rev. Lovejoy (about the bible): Have you actually sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

Marge (after eating the end of "Joan of Arc" so Lisa doesn't find out she was burnt at the stake): Well at least it was easier to chew than that Bambi video.

Greta: My dad's shooting a movie in Toronto.
Bart: You're going to Spain???
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