Lawyer Lyonel Huts and Marge at Court:
Lyonel: "Ahoo, we drawn Judge Snyder"
Marge: "Is that bad"
Lyonel: "Well hes had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog"
Marge: "You did?"
Lyonel: "Well, replace the word kindof with the word repeatidly, and the the word dog with son"
Grounds Keeper Willie (Scotish guy):
Wille: "Ah, if elected mayor, my first act would be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn ya turn to synders"
Guy: (Whispers)"Your micks on"
Wille: "I know it's on"
Homer and the kids are trying to figure out how to help Marge, who is losing hair because of the stress of taking care of the family.
Bart - "I'll take up smoking and then quit!"
Homer - "Quitting smoking is the hardest thing you'll ever do. Have a dollar!"
Lisa - "But Dad, he didn't do anything!"
Homer - "Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he? ........ Wait, he didn't! Give me that dollar back!"
Apu: Who loves the kwik-e mart? I DOOOOOO
Homer: "You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold,
my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laming!"
SAVE ME JEBUS!
Ralph: Oww i bent my wookie - These berries taste like burning
"Give me the biggest seed bell you have!!"
"No...that's TOO big."
hidely ho neighborinos
Homer: “Heaven is full of eligible bachelors… Jon Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes…”
Ned: “Homer, Sherlock Holmes is a CHARACTER.”
Homer: “Haha, he sure is!”
Homer- *knock, knock*
Stage manager- Whos there?
Homer- Potato man.
Stage Manager- Where the hell have you been?