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tinytina10
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Melissa_dj
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My favorite quotes from the Simpson’s…
1.Marge it takes 2 to lie, 1 to lie and 1 to listen
2.Marge weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animal…except the weasel.
There are more, but I can’t think of them now!
Melissa
1.Marge it takes 2 to lie, 1 to lie and 1 to listen
2.Marge weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animal…except the weasel.
There are more, but I can’t think of them now!
Melissa
CBG: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote
unquote, Ultimate Belt.
Storekeeper: I see, do you have a receipt, quote unquote,
sir?
CBG: I do not have a receipt, I won it as a door
prize at the Star Trek convention, although
I find their choice of prize highly illogical
as the average Trekker has no use for a
medium-sized belt.
Storekeeper: Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You
must be a devil with the ladies.
CBG: Hey, I... Huh... Tha... Oh...
Storekeeper: Gee, I hate to let you down Casanova, but uh, no
receipt, no return.
Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
CBG: Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book
store, where I dispense the insults rather than
absorb them.
unquote, Ultimate Belt.
Storekeeper: I see, do you have a receipt, quote unquote,
sir?
CBG: I do not have a receipt, I won it as a door
prize at the Star Trek convention, although
I find their choice of prize highly illogical
as the average Trekker has no use for a
medium-sized belt.
Storekeeper: Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You
must be a devil with the ladies.
CBG: Hey, I... Huh... Tha... Oh...
Storekeeper: Gee, I hate to let you down Casanova, but uh, no
receipt, no return.
Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
CBG: Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book
store, where I dispense the insults rather than
absorb them.
CBG: Ahem, your attention please.
I&S fan: Er, in the episode...
CBG: Er, your attention please. Mr. Simpson will now be
autographing 8 by 10 glossies of Poochie. Please
form a line, there will be no cutting. I'm talking
to you Mr. Cutter.
(CBG cuts to the front of the line)
CBG: Pardon me. Look out. Pardon me. Excuse me. Hot soup.
Hi, can you make one out to me and three out to my
friend of the same name.
I&S fan: Er, in the episode...
CBG: Er, your attention please. Mr. Simpson will now be
autographing 8 by 10 glossies of Poochie. Please
form a line, there will be no cutting. I'm talking
to you Mr. Cutter.
(CBG cuts to the front of the line)
CBG: Pardon me. Look out. Pardon me. Excuse me. Hot soup.
Hi, can you make one out to me and three out to my
friend of the same name.
Melissa_dj
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I remember another said by Bart...
There is one fat guy here and his name isn't Santa
Melissa
There is one fat guy here and his name isn't Santa
Melissa
SpongeBobSquarePants
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Home speaking to NASA:
Homer: I'll be fine.......since they don't send me to that "Planet of the Apes"
Hold on! Staue of liberty............THAT WAS OUR PLANET! You monsters, you BLEW it up!
~~Spongy!
Homer: I'll be fine.......since they don't send me to that "Planet of the Apes"
Hold on! Staue of liberty............THAT WAS OUR PLANET! You monsters, you BLEW it up!
~~Spongy!
Moe: Say, Barn. Uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah. We all had a good laugh, Moe.
Moe: The results came back today
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If YOU did it, sir?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah. We all had a good laugh, Moe.
Moe: The results came back today
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If YOU did it, sir?
Quiet Disaster
I heart Chris Carrabba
that is the best. hahahahhaa.SpongeBobSquarePants said:
VaughnFan13
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Haha...The Simpsons are hilarous!
little_miss_vaughn
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Mine's "operator give me the number for 911"
"Quick, you dial 9 1, then when I give the signal dial 1 again"
I forget the start of this one, but its when the nursing home gets sunk when burns is slant drilling in who shot mr burns part 1:
Grandpa:"....and I lost my buddies collection of old sunbathing magazines"
old man:"you bastard!"
I forget the start of this one, but its when the nursing home gets sunk when burns is slant drilling in who shot mr burns part 1:
Grandpa:"....and I lost my buddies collection of old sunbathing magazines"
old man:"you bastard!"
spy_girl21
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:lol:
I like the one,"I know what's wrong with this gay/lesbian bar, you don't have a fire escape! Enjoy your death trap ladies!"
I like the one,"I know what's wrong with this gay/lesbian bar, you don't have a fire escape! Enjoy your death trap ladies!"
G$f3arl3ssG$
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there's this one where Homer's protesting at a baseball game and he tries to go without food for days.
Homer *staring at his breasts*: I'm down to B cups now!
Bart: Does this vent suck or blow?
A recent one...
LIsa's crying in the garage
Homer: Oh, I can't stand to see my kids like this. *He walks over and closes the garage door*
Homer *staring at his breasts*: I'm down to B cups now!
Bart: Does this vent suck or blow?
A recent one...
LIsa's crying in the garage
Homer: Oh, I can't stand to see my kids like this. *He walks over and closes the garage door*
spy_girl21
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Ralph: These tomatoes taste like Grandma. :lol: