favorite quotes

[Melissa_dj]

ANY of the quotes by Homer!
melissa

 

[Gendo]

thats a predicable comment....Homer stopped being funny years ago, the episode quality is rubbish now

anyway back to quotes:

Skinner: "ahh diarama tuesday, my 2nd favourite day, next to hearing test thursday"

 

[secret_agent_angel]

this is one of my favs

Homer: Oh, look at me. I'm making people happy. I'm a magical fairy from gum drop lane. In case you couldnt'tell i was being sarcastic
Marge: Well duh.

Homer: A guy like me. I'm a guy like me

Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something something
Marge: Go crazy
Homer: Dont' mind if i do. ARGH!!!!

 

[church of mammals]

Homer, from the Lurleen episode: "Marge it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen."
Ralphie (my favorite character):"I almost died!"
Bart in the episode about Lovejoy's daughter:"Wow! smart, beautiful, and a liar. So much for that Sarah, Plain, & Tall."
Milhouse:"This is soy milk. My mom says the real kind could kill me."
Apu:"This is not a library!"

 

[Dani 22 01 1979]

I love Bart's

"I've said again and I will say it again Aye Curumba"

Heheh

Any quote that comes out of Homer is great. I just love this one "Hello operator give me the number for 911"

Hehhee

 

[pip13]

homer is singing "i drink a bottle of vodka i drink a bottle of gin and when i have to pee i use the kitchen sink"

I laughed so hard at that ot was sooooo funy

 

[momsen123]

Mine is:- Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.