Ferris Bueller's Day Off - "You're letting him stay home? I can't believe this! If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school".
Office Space - "they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
The Life of Brian - "If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans"
Wayne's World - "You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds"