AliasHombre
Cadet
ya, thats a good one me thinks.
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smegheadalways
Guest
I'm gonna get some ones and post em here!
dontfrostdapie
Cadet
ooo i got one... did you know that it is impossible to lick your elbow?
dontfrostdapie
Cadet
and did you know that 95% of people told that try to anyway. mwahahaha you know you did!
yes i did, coz i put something with that one once but then the server broke and lost alot of stuff! oh what an old member am i! not!
Did u know that in britian when digging up old graves in the 15th century, they found that one in 25 coffins ahd scratch makrs on teh sides in side where they had been accidently buring people alive!!!!!!!
Did u know that in britian when digging up old graves in the 15th century, they found that one in 25 coffins ahd scratch makrs on teh sides in side where they had been accidently buring people alive!!!!!!!
AliasHombre
Cadet
i didn't try, i knew you could not!!!
glimmerofhope
Cadet
here's my joke
A gynacologist (sp) one day decided that he was sick of the ever threatening law suits and so He decided to quit his job. He wanted a job that involved his hands, so he decided to become a mechanic. 6 months later he had come out of his final pratical exam and he recieved his results in the Mail and he had been given 150%, he thought to himself that can't be right so he called up his teacher and questioned the mark and the teacher told him this ' No that mark is correct I gave you 50% because you took out the engoine perfectly, I gave you another 50% because you put it back perfectly and I gave you the final 50% becasue you did it all through the muffler!!!!!
A gynacologist (sp) one day decided that he was sick of the ever threatening law suits and so He decided to quit his job. He wanted a job that involved his hands, so he decided to become a mechanic. 6 months later he had come out of his final pratical exam and he recieved his results in the Mail and he had been given 150%, he thought to himself that can't be right so he called up his teacher and questioned the mark and the teacher told him this ' No that mark is correct I gave you 50% because you took out the engoine perfectly, I gave you another 50% because you put it back perfectly and I gave you the final 50% becasue you did it all through the muffler!!!!!
SD6Agent24
Cadet
lol number 22 got me :lol:Lilly said:
LightTraveller
Cadet
i got some of these on e mail and it was funny i sent them to all my friends and they couldn't stop laughing either
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smegheadalways
Guest
I so did that two! :lol:SD6Agent24 said:
Joke (or at least I'm trying...)
A very old couple(both over 100 years...)get their divorce. Someone asks:why do you want a divorce now in your age?
They answer: we had these problems now for over 50 years but we wanted to wait with the divorce until our chlidren died...
Funny or not???
A very old couple(both over 100 years...)get their divorce. Someone asks:why do you want a divorce now in your age?
They answer: we had these problems now for over 50 years but we wanted to wait with the divorce until our chlidren died...
Funny or not???
Victoria King
Cadet
LMAO!!!!!i just did that ooo wow becuase i read that quote and sang thorugh them!HAHA! ^_^smegheadalways said:
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smegheadalways
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I thought it was, it depends on your sense off humour, a bit more for the elder folks! ^_^A.I.C. said:
tinytina10
Cadet
very funny . :lol: 
Betha Bristow
Cadet
those r good. the last one was the best. I did sing the songs to make sure
