Good come backs for short people

[aliasjunkie4ever]

Hey guys. I'm 4'11, and people (a couple of people inparticular) tease me about it. It really doesn't bother me that I'm short, or that they make fun of me, but I would love to be able to say something back to them...

Does anyone have anything good I can say to people when they make jokes about how short I am? :blink:

Here's just an example of what they say, and what my friend told me to say back:

Them: Oh wait, you only count as half a person
Me (suggested): I'd rather be half a person than be sitting on more than half my brain...

That's kind of cheesy, but I thought I'd give you guys an idea of what I'm looking for. I'm just tired of taking their jokes-I need something to say back, you know? Defend myself! ^_^

 

[Avenue47]

Ah, I'm short too! Only 4'10" (okay, 4'9 1/2")

I'm sorry I don't have any comebacks! I just ignore people who say stuff about me being short.

There's always the old saying: "Dynamite comes in small packages."

Hey, these wouldn't happen to be short guys teasing you, would it? I've found that short guys LOVE to tease those shorter than them, namely short girls.
So get back at them by dating tall guys - tall guys are the best!

Ave

 

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

I'm 5''4 1/2 so I lovvvvvvve to make fun of my really short friends

Oh come on! Short jokes are funny :lol:


~~Christine!

 

[Quiet Disaster]

I'm 4'11" too. Hahaha. But I'm fine with it... sometimes.

 

[SecretAgentMan]

I may be short, but I got it where it counts. :mellow:

:laughbounce:

 

[3ffect]

lol good one arash :lol:

 

[SecretAgentMan]

thanks 3 :lol:

 

[Caro]

:rotflmao: Arash!!

 

[aliasjunkie4ever]

Haha thanks guys. You're great And I like that one SecretAgentMan. I think I'll use it ^_^

 

[nance]

Haha thanks guys. You're great And I like that one SecretAgentMan. I think I'll use it ^_^

um. Are you a male though? :lol: Because uhhhh... :lol:

I'm just glad i'm tall and i'm the one that teases my short friends. :mellow: teehee. :laughbounce:

 

[VaughnFan13]

i'm short too, at 4'11, and i used to constantly hear things like, "how's the weather down there?" but it no longer bothers me. i've accepted it.

 

[Andy_dj]

I dont like calling them short...how about call them, Vertically challanged?........ :blink: :lol:.

 

[Caro]

lol Andy

 

[Frogboy_Lives]

Old Dwarven Warcry: If your eyes are at their belly, your teeth are at their groin.

 

[Sophie]

Haha thanks guys. You're great And I like that one SecretAgentMan. I think I'll use it ^_^

um. Are you a male though? :lol: Because uhhhh... :lol:

I'm just glad i'm tall and i'm the one that teases my short friends. :mellow: teehee. :laughbounce:

No Gigi is a girl.

 

[AlohaSpy]

Old Dwarven Warcry: If your eyes are at their belly, your teeth are at their groin.

LMAO, thats hilarious!! I'm short, only 5'2", but actually most of my friends are near my height, so we stick together when peeps try to be funny about our height, lol, but most people don't make fun of us anymore cuz "Though we are but small, we are fierce!!!"

 

[Kathy]

I'm 5'7" and I'm the short one in my family, my dad is 5'8" tall. (He has short legs, though, and I have long legs)

I was never teased by my height. I did notices...I am taller than my boss.

 

[Marlene]

I dont like calling them short...how about call them, Vertically challanged?........ :blink: :lol:.

that's what i call em!

 

[Frogboy_Lives]

my dad's nearly a foot taller than me (he's 6ft i'm 5'3").

where did my height genes go?

 

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

I'm 5'7" and I'm the short one in my family, my dad is 5'8" tall. (He has short legs, though, and I have long legs)

I was never teased by my height. I did notices...I am taller than my boss.

5''7 is not short at all!
Infact, that is tall for a woman. The average, or the norm, height for a woman is 5''4 to 5''5.
5''3 and below would be short.


~~Spongy!