Well, thank you everyone. I see I have quite the fan club.
Rest assured, my 23rd birthday celebrations were in the best traditions of blokeness. Started with a FIFA tournament on the PS2, which then grew into a poker match I almost won, followed by a trawl of a dozen pubs, ending in a nightclub filled with liquor and girls. Oh, it's a tough life.
Oh, and a special thanks to Jess, who started this thread. Bless you, sweetheart. :blowakiss: