Honey I Shrunk The Spies Disclaimer: Although I would love to hunt down J.J. write now and wring his neck and make him change the finale, I cannot do that, and I don't own any of his characters either. Genre: Humorous (At least I hope so) Rating: G Authors Note: None of this really happened, this is just my brain going crazy and needing something funny to write, because I'm tired of all the sad stories, hope it cheers you up! Previously On Alias "Vaughn why are you wearing that ring?" "Syd...you've been missing for almost 2 years." Chapter 1 Vaughn looked at me, and then started bursting out laughing. Jack then came out too, followed by Irina, Will, Dixon, Marshall, Kendall, and Sark. They all came out and were laughing, Kendall's face was even turning bright red. "Okay...what is this a joke?" "Just kidding, Syd! We are all so proud of you, you killed the real double, Francie, and since you did that, it seems Sloane's been missing, and well, Jack got to the Rambaldi device, and here it is." Vaughn chuckled. "What about Will?" I said looking at him. "I had some bad injuries, but I was taken to the hospital and they treated me, and I'm better now" Will said. I was so happy so I went over to him and hugged him. Then I went over to Vaughn and he took off the ring, got down on one knee, and pulled another one out of his pocket." "Syd...you are the only one I would ever want to marry, you're my life, and the reason I wake up every morning. Will you marry me?" I started to cry and kissed him. "Of course I'll marry you I said!" Just then everyone applauded, and it seemed life was all good again. Sark and my mother were even cooperating. Then, as if things couldn't get better, Jack cleared his throat, and said, "I also have an announcement to make. I would like to renew my wedding vowels with Irina Derevko." My mother smiled, and Jack also got out a ring and said, "Irina will you be with me again, and love me for who I am?" "Of course she said, and they kissed. Everyone clapped. "Wow, 3 announcements in 1 day", Marshall said, glaring at Carrie. Carrie's eyes widened and she smiled, just then Marshall started to...sing, 'Sugar Pie Honey Bunch' to Carrie. She looked away and turned red. Marshall smiled, "Will you marry me, Carrie?" "You're sweating like a pig, Marshall!" Carrie replied. He wiped his forehead, "Yes I know, I'm sorry, I'm not good with this stuff!" "It's okay, sweetie, I'll marry you!" they kissed. "Well...that seemed to go pretty well!" Marshall said and smiled sheepishly. Now if I could figure out what this Rambaldi device does___" He hit a switch. Before I knew what was happening, there was a deafening bang, and the ground started rushing up toward me at an incredible rate. "AHHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed but I couldn't even hear my own voice. It felt like I was on a roller coaster, or jumping from a 147 story building, the ground was racing up at me, and my stomach was doing flip-flops. Then..it just stopped. All was quiet when I finally hit the floor, I couldn't believe I was still breathing. I had just fell from a huge distance, and I was fine. But, then I realized, I hadn't fallen at all. I had...I had shrunk, we had all shrunk...ant size.