Honey I Shrunk The Spies

hOnEy I sHrUnK tHe SpIeS
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Thanks for all the feedback :smiley:


Chapter 3

Within the next couple of minutes we were all half-naked, tying our clothing together to

form a big ladder, to get up to the table, where the phone sat and call the CIA for help.

"Can't we just eat a candy, and grow bigger like on Alice In Wonderland?" Marshall asked.

"They make it so much more enjoyable on the movies!"

"This, isn't a movie, Marshall, now we need something to weight it on the top." Carrie said.

"What should we use?" Dixon asked. That's when Vaughn saw the huge piece of cheese

on the counter. "Oh myy" Vaughn's mouth started watering.

"Snap out of it, Vaughn, it's cheese!"

"Actually, I think the cheese could help us weigh the clothing to the table." Dixon

said. But..hmm how to get it. Suddenly, a mouse ran across the floor, a mouse bigger than

us!



"Don't worry guys, I'm going in!" Marshall called, and before any of us new what

was happening Marshall was on top of the mouse riding it---up the counter! Nobody could

hold it in for a second, even...oh my gosh, yes even Kendall was sprawled on the floor

laughing their heads off!

Then, the mouse ran up to the top of the counter where the cheese was and Marshall

rolled off.

"GET THE CHEESE!" Jack yelled, but the mouse had already started on it.

"Don't worry, I got it!" Marshall screamed. He kicked at the mouse, and

the mouse got mad, really mad. And trust me, you never want to witness a mouse

gone mad! The mouse sprawled at Marshall, knocking him over onto the counter.

"Marshall, fight him!" Vaughn yelled. Here, "I have an idea!"

Without hesitation, Vaughn grabbed Irina, and led her toward the counter.

"Climb up the edges of the drawers, like this." he said.

And soon, Irina and Vaughn were up at the top where an injured Marshall and

a dead mouse lay. Here, grab the chesse, and I got Marshall, now we're going down.

"Why did you need me to come with you?" Irina asked him suspiciously.

"Well, you can jump down buildings with just a cord and shoot into windows, I

thought you could help us on this!"

"Oh I see!" Irina smiled.

So the three of them, with cheese in hand, slid down the clothing-rope and

landed safely at the bottom.

"I think-I think you guys are going to have to go on without me," Marshall said,

gasping for breath.

"Oh, my poor baby, Marshall. I'll wait here with him too, you guys go on." Carrie

decided.



"Okay, we'll contact the Agency, and get back to you." Kendall said, "man I can't

wait until this is over, so I can..so I can watch Gilmore Girls again."

We all turned around and looked at Kendall suspiciously.

"WWF, I said, WWF." Kendall quickly stated.



So we tied the cheese to our clothes-ladder, and then Vaughn (with his famous

lassoing) threw it up to the top. The cheese stuck on to the side, where there was a curve, and

one by one we crawled up to the telephone.

When we were finally at the top, all of us struggled to lift the phone off of the receiver.

we dialed the number for Headquarters, and Weiss picked up.


"Hello?"

"Hey, Weiss...this is Vaughn."

"Hey, what's up? So..are we still on for that ballet competition you got

tickets to see?"

"Uhh.Weiss, now's not the time, buddy.." Vaughn said blushing

"Well what do you need then?"

"Well, to put it bluntly, Marshall accidently shrunk us with the Rambaldi

device."

"Hahaha, Nice one, Vaughn..now seriously, what is it you wanted?"

"Weiss, this isn't a joke, we're all the size of peas, and we need you to

come down to Hong Kong and get us...now!"

Silence...phone is dropped

"Weiss?"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Omg..omg..ahhaha..like that movie, Honey I Shrunk The Kids?"

"This is not funny, now just send down a team to get us!"

"Oh boy, this is great, sure thing Vaughn!"

(Weiss hanging up, and picking up another phone)

"Yes this is Agent Weiss, we need an extraction team to grow our agents back

to normal size!"
 
Ditto on that!! Gilmore Girls? Kendall watching that? WWF is evena surprise for me!! :lol: Ballet competition, LMAO!!!! :rotflmao:
 
omg i can't stop laughing this is so HILARIOUS!!! Kendall watching Gilmore girls LMAO!! HAHAHA :lol: post more soon thanx for the pm
~Kay~
 
Chapter 4

Note: The next chapter probably won't be up for awhile, simply because
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix came out yesterday, and well, I'm lost in Hogwarts :D


"Exuse me sir, did you just say you need an extraction team to grow your agents

back to normal size?"

"Yes," Weiss chuckled...apparantley we've ot part of the Rambaldi mystery figured out."

"So you're saying all of our agents are in Hong Kong the size of cats?"

"Actually, I'd go more with the size of mice"

"Weiss, and what are going to do? Do you realize that if all of our field agents

are the size of mice, how are we supposed to send down a team to rescue them?"

"I'll go, and I'll pick some analysts to go with me, I'm sure they wouldn't mind a little

field experience."

"Okay..just go then" said the new director who was now in charge until Kendall got

back to normal size.




Weiss decided to go intercom, and made his announcement.

"Attention all employees at the Central Intelligence Agency, anyone who would like

to experience there first field mission, please come to me immediately, thank you!"

Weiss wated and soon 6 people were beside him ready to go.

"What happened to all of our field agents?"

"They're all--shrunk."

There were giggles and rolled eyes, until they realized that Weiss wasn't lying.

"So the CIA only has 5 field agents?"

"Yup! Don't ya love it? The Bristows are very good too."

"Well, let's head to Hong Kong!"

"Okay, this is insane, but i'm ready." said one of the agents



HONG KONG

"Doesn't this car move any faster?" Weiss asked the driver.

They had taken a plane, and now rented a cab.

"I'm going 70 mph!"

"Well, let me drive." So Weiss took over the wheel, and started going 95 mph.

"Sir-you're going to get a speeding ticket!"

"Nonesense, they don't give out speeding tickets in China!"

"I'm the driver of this cab! I get paid to do this, now you do as I say or--"

BEEEP, Weiss had decided to take another route, and landed in front of a huge

truck. It spun out of the way to keep from hitting the cab, and then gallons of ice cream

were thrown all over the road.

"LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" roared the driver, "GET OUT..NOW!"

Weiss and the other 6 agents walked out into the street, and started slipping

on gallons of ice cream.

"Agent Weiss, we'll need to walk the rest of the way, buddy, Weiss?"

"Oh mannn this is soo good! What is this, green mint chip, cookies and cream,

coffee, strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, sherbert...yum!"

"Agent Weiss, you have been ordered to do a mission, now we're covered in

ice cream, and very sticky, could you please find our shrunken agents, and get outta here!"



"Oh sure thing guys..just a second."

"What's that noise?" One agent asked."

"Oh that," Weiss said licking his fingers, sounds like a cop car."

"A COP CAR?!?"

A police car then pulled up next to Weiss and the other 6 agents.

"You 7 are under arrest for smuggling ice cream!" said a chineese policeman.

"Oh sir, there must be a miss understanding you see, we're United States Government, and we're

just trying to rescue our friends who accidently shrunk themselves here in Hong Kong."

The guy started talking on his radio, "This guy's looney, I think he's been sucking on

grandpa's old cough medicine, we need to bring them all in."




IN THE JAIL

"Well this is just great!" Weiss shouted as he and the others were in jail.

"Now, we're covered in ice cream, trying to rescue our shrunken friends, and now

we get accused of trying to smuggle it?"



"Look buddy, we need to give you some drug tests, you seem crazy."

"NO!" one of the agents shouted, "He's telling the truth, our friends are the

size of mice, I swear to god!"



HONG KONG


"Where the heck are they? they said they were going to be here a couple hours

ago!" Vaughn screamed.

"Oh, honey, I know you're losing your mind, but we need to try and stay calm." Syd

reassured him.

"19 shrunk agents all the table, 19 shrunk agents, grow one up to normal size,

18 shrunk agents on the table. 18 shrunk agents---"


"MARSHALL!!!" You've been singing that song for the past hour, now do you mind?"

"I started at 4,447, and I'm almost done, if I stop now the whole song will

have been a waste!"

"Oh god help us!" Screamed Irina.


End of Chapter 4
 
17 shrunk agents la la da da
16 shrunk agents la la da da
:lol: LMAO! I can't wait until you get back to write another chapter. :smiley:
 
Chapter 5

JAIL CELL


"Walk this way sir, we'll need to give you these drug tests now." the police officer said.

"I'm really not drunk, I'm seriously telling the truth, and the more time we waste

here, the longer it will take for us to resuce our agents."

"Just shut up about all of this shrunken bull."

"Fine, do drug tests, you won't find anything."


HONG KONG

"1 shrunk agent on the table, 1 shrunk agent grow one up to normal size, zero

shrunk agents on the table. Wow, I thought, by the time I finished that song, we'd be rescued

by now."

"I'm going to call them again," Syd sighed. She dialed the number again, and got

one of the analysts. "Hello, this is Sydney Bristow, we're still all shrunk in Hong Kong, did

you send an extraction team yet?"


"Uhh..yeah, we did almost 8 hours ago now. Haven't they came yet? We sent them

in one of our private jets, till we got to China, and they were supposed to take a cab back to

get to you guys."

"Well, they're not here."

"Okay, I'll try and contact Agent Weiss, he's in charge."

pause

"Oh my..haha, well, you're not going to like this."

"What?!?"

"Well, it seems that Weiss was speeding to get to you guys, and crashed into

a huge ice cream truck. The police thought he was trying to smuggle it, and now he's in

jail."

"Oh my goodness!!! What a numps, I swear, when I get my hands on him---"

"We're going to send over a few other agents, to release Agent Weiss's team,

and then rescue you guys.'

"Okay, thanks." Syd said and hung up the phone. "Well, apparantely, Weiss

was speeding to rescue us, crashed into an ice cream truck, and our extraction team

is in jail right now for trying to smuggle ice cream."


"Hahaha! I can soo see Weiss doing that!" Will laughed.

"This isn't funny, Will. It's not a joke, we're never going to get back to our normal sizes."

"Hey at least Sloane will never be able to find us!" Marshall reassured her.

"Haha" Kendall said sarcastically.

"I'm hungry, we should find something to eat." Irina suggested.

"Okay, but let's not get into a mouse fight this time." Jack said.



"You two, go get some food from inside the cabinets or something, oh and something

to drink would be nice too. It's getting dark, so looks like, Syd and Vaughn should go find us

something to sleep on, like a pillow or something."

"When did you become in charge?" Jack asked him

"I think I should be in charge, here." Kendall raged.

"Okay, if you wanna kill us all, then be in charge."

"If you think you can do better than I'm doing, then be my guest."


"Let's not fight you two," Irina shouted, "We have enough problems right now

as it is. Let's just do what Kendall suggested, it can't hurt."

"Fine, let's go, honey" Jack said, and took Irina by the hand and led her away.

"I can't wait until all this is over, so that I can read the latest Harry Potter book."

Everyone glared at him.

"I said..watchin WWF."

"What is it with you and your wresling?" Marshall asked him.

"None of your business, Ok?"


Jack and Irina jumped off the table, onto a chair, and climbed up to the counter

in the kitchen. "Now, we need to find something edible.


"I feel like we're on Survivor." Irina said.

"You watch that show too?!" Jack asked her.

"Yes, I love it!" She replied.

"Wait a minute..how did you watch TV while you were in custody of the CIA?"

"Oh I have my ways," Irina said, and smiled. Jack did too, and they kissed.

"Okay, we have bread, and crackers." Irina stated. They took out what they could carry.

"Now, for something to drink. They walked over to the fridge, and just at that second,

a person walked up to the refrigerator and opened it.


"Quick, now's our chance!" Jack whispered, as if they could hear them when they

talked anyway.

They both jumped for the shelf. Once they were inside they stared at 3 shelves of

nothing but cheese.

"What is it with this house and cheese?" Jack asked Irina. But then, something

terrible happened. The refrigerator door closed.
 
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