Chapter 6
"Oh No! How are we going to get out!!!" Irina started screaming. It's freezing in here,
we're going to die!!"
"With that attitude we will!" Jack roared. "Now, what we need to do is get as much
cheese as we can, and oh look, there's some milk."
Irina and Jack started pulling off slivers of cheese and pouring the milk into the holes
of the Swiss Cheese. "There!" Jack said at last, when they each were holding as much cheese
as their small arms could carry, and were trying to keep the milk inside the holes from spilling
out. "Now, all we need to do is wait for someone to come open up the refrigerator."
"Gggreat" Irina shivered.
CHINA JAIL CELL
"Okay, Mr.Weiss, it seems that you have no drugs in your blood stream,
and there are some CIA agents here that claim you are telling the truth about your
statements, and since there is no sign of you taking drugs, just leave, you're wasting
our time!"
"Thank you! Jeez, this place smells like sour ice cream."
"Um, I'm pretty sure that's just you."
Weiss looked down at his shirt, and saw the ice cream stains on it, "Oh, ha,
well who would have thought that?"
All of the agents then found eachother, and decided to walk over to Hong Kong,
because it was only a couple miles away.
HONG KONG
Syd and Vaughn asleep on piles of clothing, and Will walks over to them.
"Hey, Kendall I found them!"
(Kendall rushes over)
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?" Kendall roared.
Vaughn got up and shouted, "Crackers!"
They all looked at him, "Crackers?!? What were you dreaming?"
Vaughn smiled, "Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about something. They all rolled their eyes,
and then Kendall remembered he was supposed to be mad at them.
"Why didn't you two bring these back to sleep on instead of using it for yourself?"
"Because..they smell really bad," Syd said holding her nose.
"Well then why did you fall asleep on them?" Will asked her.
"I found some deoderant in the bathroom." Syd stated obviously.
"Is anyone here for us yet?" Vaughn asked.
"No, cracker boy, nobody has came here yet, and we still can't find Jack and Irina.
"You don't think they got stuck in the toaster or anything?" Syd asked curiously.
"The toaster?" Will asked her, "Why---"
"Oh, my parents almost burnt the house down when I was 4, because my dad forgot
about the toast he was making and they were really drunk. They just have a thing with toasters."
Kendall glared at them and said, "Jeez, if I would have known we were going to be
here this long I wouldn't have pre ordered the Harry Potter book.
"Let me guess, WWF?" Will asked him, and then added, "You know, Kendall, even
if you did have the Harry Potter book right now, how would you read it? It would be as big as
you are!"
"Let's try and find Irina and Jack, why don't we?"
Back In The Refrigerator
"This idea is n-never going to work, J-Jack!" Nobody's going t-to think there are mice
in the r-refrigerator."
"J-just be p-patient, m-my love" Jack shivered.
Just then there was light.
"RUN and JUMP!!!" Jack screamed, and they did just that. They landed on the floor
and ran across to under a carpet.
"Ahh warmth, we escaped-and look, there's Syd, Vaughn, Will, and Kendall!"
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"Where the heck were you guys?" Kendall yelled.
"Did you get stuck in the toaster?" Syd asked.
"NO!" Irina said, "We got trapped in the refrigerator, and we almost froze to death,
and these people are obsessed with cheese!"
"Oh my gosh!!" Will screamed, "We're saved, here comes the Extraction team!"