Sarah Vartan
Cadet
hOnEy I sHrUnK tHe SpIeS
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Thanks for all the feedback
Chapter 3
Within the next couple of minutes we were all half-naked, tying our clothing together to
form a big ladder, to get up to the table, where the phone sat and call the CIA for help.
"Can't we just eat a candy, and grow bigger like on Alice In Wonderland?" Marshall asked.
"They make it so much more enjoyable on the movies!"
"This, isn't a movie, Marshall, now we need something to weight it on the top." Carrie said.
"What should we use?" Dixon asked. That's when Vaughn saw the huge piece of cheese
on the counter. "Oh myy" Vaughn's mouth started watering.
"Snap out of it, Vaughn, it's cheese!"
"Actually, I think the cheese could help us weigh the clothing to the table." Dixon
said. But..hmm how to get it. Suddenly, a mouse ran across the floor, a mouse bigger than
us!
"Don't worry guys, I'm going in!" Marshall called, and before any of us new what
was happening Marshall was on top of the mouse riding it---up the counter! Nobody could
hold it in for a second, even...oh my gosh, yes even Kendall was sprawled on the floor
laughing their heads off!
Then, the mouse ran up to the top of the counter where the cheese was and Marshall
rolled off.
"GET THE CHEESE!" Jack yelled, but the mouse had already started on it.
"Don't worry, I got it!" Marshall screamed. He kicked at the mouse, and
the mouse got mad, really mad. And trust me, you never want to witness a mouse
gone mad! The mouse sprawled at Marshall, knocking him over onto the counter.
"Marshall, fight him!" Vaughn yelled. Here, "I have an idea!"
Without hesitation, Vaughn grabbed Irina, and led her toward the counter.
"Climb up the edges of the drawers, like this." he said.
And soon, Irina and Vaughn were up at the top where an injured Marshall and
a dead mouse lay. Here, grab the chesse, and I got Marshall, now we're going down.
"Why did you need me to come with you?" Irina asked him suspiciously.
"Well, you can jump down buildings with just a cord and shoot into windows, I
thought you could help us on this!"
"Oh I see!" Irina smiled.
So the three of them, with cheese in hand, slid down the clothing-rope and
landed safely at the bottom.
"I think-I think you guys are going to have to go on without me," Marshall said,
gasping for breath.
"Oh, my poor baby, Marshall. I'll wait here with him too, you guys go on." Carrie
decided.
"Okay, we'll contact the Agency, and get back to you." Kendall said, "man I can't
wait until this is over, so I can..so I can watch Gilmore Girls again."
We all turned around and looked at Kendall suspiciously.
"WWF, I said, WWF." Kendall quickly stated.
So we tied the cheese to our clothes-ladder, and then Vaughn (with his famous
lassoing) threw it up to the top. The cheese stuck on to the side, where there was a curve, and
one by one we crawled up to the telephone.
When we were finally at the top, all of us struggled to lift the phone off of the receiver.
we dialed the number for Headquarters, and Weiss picked up.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Weiss...this is Vaughn."
"Hey, what's up? So..are we still on for that ballet competition you got
tickets to see?"
"Uhh.Weiss, now's not the time, buddy.." Vaughn said blushing
"Well what do you need then?"
"Well, to put it bluntly, Marshall accidently shrunk us with the Rambaldi
device."
"Hahaha, Nice one, Vaughn..now seriously, what is it you wanted?"
"Weiss, this isn't a joke, we're all the size of peas, and we need you to
come down to Hong Kong and get us...now!"
Silence...phone is dropped
"Weiss?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Omg..omg..ahhaha..like that movie, Honey I Shrunk The Kids?"
"This is not funny, now just send down a team to get us!"
"Oh boy, this is great, sure thing Vaughn!"
(Weiss hanging up, and picking up another phone)
"Yes this is Agent Weiss, we need an extraction team to grow our agents back
to normal size!"
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Thanks for all the feedback
Chapter 3
Within the next couple of minutes we were all half-naked, tying our clothing together to
form a big ladder, to get up to the table, where the phone sat and call the CIA for help.
"Can't we just eat a candy, and grow bigger like on Alice In Wonderland?" Marshall asked.
"They make it so much more enjoyable on the movies!"
"This, isn't a movie, Marshall, now we need something to weight it on the top." Carrie said.
"What should we use?" Dixon asked. That's when Vaughn saw the huge piece of cheese
on the counter. "Oh myy" Vaughn's mouth started watering.
"Snap out of it, Vaughn, it's cheese!"
"Actually, I think the cheese could help us weigh the clothing to the table." Dixon
said. But..hmm how to get it. Suddenly, a mouse ran across the floor, a mouse bigger than
us!
"Don't worry guys, I'm going in!" Marshall called, and before any of us new what
was happening Marshall was on top of the mouse riding it---up the counter! Nobody could
hold it in for a second, even...oh my gosh, yes even Kendall was sprawled on the floor
laughing their heads off!
Then, the mouse ran up to the top of the counter where the cheese was and Marshall
rolled off.
"GET THE CHEESE!" Jack yelled, but the mouse had already started on it.
"Don't worry, I got it!" Marshall screamed. He kicked at the mouse, and
the mouse got mad, really mad. And trust me, you never want to witness a mouse
gone mad! The mouse sprawled at Marshall, knocking him over onto the counter.
"Marshall, fight him!" Vaughn yelled. Here, "I have an idea!"
Without hesitation, Vaughn grabbed Irina, and led her toward the counter.
"Climb up the edges of the drawers, like this." he said.
And soon, Irina and Vaughn were up at the top where an injured Marshall and
a dead mouse lay. Here, grab the chesse, and I got Marshall, now we're going down.
"Why did you need me to come with you?" Irina asked him suspiciously.
"Well, you can jump down buildings with just a cord and shoot into windows, I
thought you could help us on this!"
"Oh I see!" Irina smiled.
So the three of them, with cheese in hand, slid down the clothing-rope and
landed safely at the bottom.
"I think-I think you guys are going to have to go on without me," Marshall said,
gasping for breath.
"Oh, my poor baby, Marshall. I'll wait here with him too, you guys go on." Carrie
decided.
"Okay, we'll contact the Agency, and get back to you." Kendall said, "man I can't
wait until this is over, so I can..so I can watch Gilmore Girls again."
We all turned around and looked at Kendall suspiciously.
"WWF, I said, WWF." Kendall quickly stated.
So we tied the cheese to our clothes-ladder, and then Vaughn (with his famous
lassoing) threw it up to the top. The cheese stuck on to the side, where there was a curve, and
one by one we crawled up to the telephone.
When we were finally at the top, all of us struggled to lift the phone off of the receiver.
we dialed the number for Headquarters, and Weiss picked up.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Weiss...this is Vaughn."
"Hey, what's up? So..are we still on for that ballet competition you got
tickets to see?"
"Uhh.Weiss, now's not the time, buddy.." Vaughn said blushing
"Well what do you need then?"
"Well, to put it bluntly, Marshall accidently shrunk us with the Rambaldi
device."
"Hahaha, Nice one, Vaughn..now seriously, what is it you wanted?"
"Weiss, this isn't a joke, we're all the size of peas, and we need you to
come down to Hong Kong and get us...now!"
Silence...phone is dropped
"Weiss?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Omg..omg..ahhaha..like that movie, Honey I Shrunk The Kids?"
"This is not funny, now just send down a team to get us!"
"Oh boy, this is great, sure thing Vaughn!"
(Weiss hanging up, and picking up another phone)
"Yes this is Agent Weiss, we need an extraction team to grow our agents back
to normal size!"