HP Quotes

Scarlet Crystal

Bibbity Rabbity
So many good ones! Here's some from GoF movie to start us off. (from imbd)



Neville Longbottom: Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!


Ginny: [helping a speechless and queasy looking Ron into the common room] It's alright now, don't worry.
Harry: What happened?
Ginny: He just asked Fleur Delacour to the ball.
Ron Weasley: She was just walking past, you know how I love it when they walk, and it just sort of slipped out.
Ginny: Actually he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening.
Harry: What did she say? No?
[pause]
Harry: She said yes?
Ron Weasley: Don't be silly
Harry: What did you do next?
Ron Weasley: What else? I ran for it!


Neville Longbottom: Amazing! Amazing!
Harry: Neville, you're doing it again.


Ron Weasley: Well, Hermione, you're a girl.
Hermione: Oh, well spotted.


Harry: [talking to Ron about finding a date] Why do they have to travel in packs?
(in the book, too!)


Rita Skeeter: Everyone loves a rebel, Harry.


Ron Weasley: What are those?
Harry: My dress robes...
Ron Weasley: Those're alright! No lace, no dodgy little collar.
Harry: Well, I expect yours are more traditional...
Ron Weasley: Traditional? They're ancient! I look like my great aunt Tessie!
[takes a sniff in the underarm area]
Ron Weasley: They smell like my great Aunt Tessie!


Professor McGonagall: Is that a student?
Professor Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically, it's a ferret.


Ron Weasley: ...and she was just walking along... you know how I like it when they walk!


Hermione: Harry, you told me you'd figured the egg out WEEKS ago! The task is two days from now!
Harry: Really? I had no idea. I suppose Viktor's already figured it out.
Hermione: Wouldn't know, we didn't actually talk about the tournament. Actually, we don't really talk at all... Viktor's more of a physical being.
[smiles, realizes what she's said]
Hermione: I just mean he's not particularly loquacious. Mostly he watches me study. It's a bit annoying, actually.
 
Omg. I just watched PotterPuppetPals. It's hilarious!

Dumbledore: Alas 9 sickles and a dung bomb.

That made me laugh so hard for some reason. And Severis (sp?) looks like Squidward from Spongebob with that nose.

Botherbotherbother
 
oooooooooooomg :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i had seen "bothering snape" before... but omg when they use the machine gun on voldy :rotflmao:
AWESOME
 
Ron: He's more than an athlete...he's an artist.
Ginny: I think you're in love Ron.

also

Pro. Mcgonagall: Place your right hand on my waist.
Ron: Where?
*Fred and George cat call in the background*
 
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