First off, I am very relieved that this wasn't a serious thread. Kudos for being silly. *grins*
Secondly, I am heavily reminded of a classic story arc in Calvin and Hobbes.
Third, a few interesting tidbits. I know a five year old who flies ultra-light aircraft and drives a hummer very, very well (on private land of course). Comparatively, my own grandmother is in her late nineties and has never driven or piloted a vehicle. I myself am a pretty good driver, no tickets, no accidents, nothing, for my entire driving record. I also am fully capable of flying most aircraft, although I lack my license and have never performed a landing or take off.
~Dune~