If shipwrecked on an uncharted island I would:

If shipwrecked on an uncharted island I would:

  • Look for the buried rum and party!

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • Avoid the animal-human hybrids created through misguided science

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Start talking to a volleyball

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • Cover myself in mud, break the conch shell, and dance around

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Hit the goofy first mate with my hat

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • Cry like my momma slapped me

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Other, read my comments

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Total voters
    12
yep..start talking ot the voleyball for me to. We'd be the best of friends only to find out years later that the other side of the island houses the spectacular resort Hedonism 4.

*faints*
 
Lol, definitely the first mate one. At least I'd have another person there with me even if I'd never get off the island because of his bumbling.
 
I'd build a treehouse with running water and atuff a'la Swiss Faimly Robinson. I'd also do the whole ostrich race thing. Oh yeah, baby. Oh yeah.

(P.S. Maybe the rum thing's gone because he figures that everyone would do that in addition to whatever else they chose? Anyway, I chose the first mate one, 'cuz it was a couple days ago...)
 
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