I'm home!!!!!

Daax

Cadet
6 months of basic and AIT army training done!!!! Woot! Now I can be a lazy NG soldier!!! *Does the big --- King Dododo final smash dance*
 
Welcome back Daax! Have some fruit!

<looks at the bowl of fruit that's been sitting on the counter for 6 months>

It may be wax though, it hasn't rotted yet.
 
Okay, I've been home for a while now and still have yet to recieve my 30 pounds of cake in the mail. >=(

What's the holdup guys?
 
The post office personnel keep eating it, and when we call to ask about tracking the package, they claim innocence, as if there never was a cake. Then throw some phrase back "The cake is a lie" and start laughing, as if that explains everything. *shrug*

:P
 
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