superintelligentone
Cadet
I know that they'd never stoop so low as to appear on something like a Celebrity Boxing show but imagine
Jennifer Garner versus:
Kristen Dunst - Jen would make her cry like a baby. Audience loves it.
Natasha Henstridge - She Spies is so fake! Jen would win convincingly after toying with her until she gets bored.
Cameron Diaz - Bad temper plus skinny body means Jen would win in 2 rounds after exhausted Cameron gives up!
Angelina Jolie - craziness and body size could make her competitive. Jen wins in a close match by knockout.
Sarah Michelle Gellar - even though SMG knows martial arts, Jen's size and reach would defeat her. Jen wins in unanimous decision.
Uma Thurman - brutal fight; Jen wins in a close decision.
Any other matches people want to see?
Jennifer Garner versus:
Kristen Dunst - Jen would make her cry like a baby. Audience loves it.
Natasha Henstridge - She Spies is so fake! Jen would win convincingly after toying with her until she gets bored.
Cameron Diaz - Bad temper plus skinny body means Jen would win in 2 rounds after exhausted Cameron gives up!
Angelina Jolie - craziness and body size could make her competitive. Jen wins in a close match by knockout.
Sarah Michelle Gellar - even though SMG knows martial arts, Jen's size and reach would defeat her. Jen wins in unanimous decision.
Uma Thurman - brutal fight; Jen wins in a close decision.
Any other matches people want to see?