If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar, do you believe him?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to too?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why do people drive in parkways and park in driveways?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
If a cat always lands on it's feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread to the top of a cat and dropped it?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves? (Haha, Marshall!!)
What do vegetarians feed their dogs?