Important Things Learned From Alias

[alejandra]

240. Someone should teach people in Mexico that when they are on fire they should roll on the ground and not run!

241. If someone tells you to use a government computer to check up a recipie...DON't do it!!!

 

[alias_freak69]

im bored and i think that its something that u should neva do or be b/c its lame and boring.....
umm like wat topic r we on? oh yea
hi
jess

 

[Dim Bulb]

242. if a gov agency tries to recruit u, just save yourself some misery and say no

 

[spichik453]

243. No one is ever actually dead.

Cathy

 

[filleinconnue]

244: If an older, somewhat creepy man approaches you in a bar and says that he thinks he's seen your picture somehwere before and asks you to meet him on the 47th floor in his room (47) at 4:47pm; run away!

 

[alejandra]

245. It is a good idea to go to Italy and visit Mt. Sebacio to see the sky behind it, just in case

 

[alias_freak69]

LOL
good 1....

j e s s

 

[cg's-gal_72689]

246. No matter what color your hair is, you can still look good.

247. Always be able to make a disguise out of odd objects. It will come in handy while being followed.

248. It's also a very good idea to know about 5 forms of self defense.

 

[alejandra]

This may be a little crude, I am not normally like this but it is so true.

249. If you meet a great guy that looks like a god and acts like an angel, DO NOT waste your time! and sleep with him at the first opportunity, 'cause you never know how much time left you have with him.

 

[Dim Bulb]

250. spybarbie is perfect

 

[Aliasaddict:)]

We also learned important things about food!!! :

251.) Don´t frost the pie :frozen: :arrow:

252.) food can be reheated if you have an oven lol

San :xmas:

 

[Mountaineer_1281]

253. Never underestimate the power of a woman.

254. In the words of Lord Byron "Revenge is sweet; especially to women"

 

[Dim Bulb]

too true!

255. spydaddy has an unknown number of hidden storage units containing everything he'll ever need to take out whatever he wants

 

[cg's-gal_72689]

Let me just say, Dim, I love your avatar. If only....

256. Don't mess with the Spydaddy.

257. Or the Spymommy, wherever she is.

258. Or the Spybarbie, she kicks butt!

259. You can mess with La Senora Idiota Vaughn, though, because she'll probably run away crying!

 

[Gendo]

I just read through most of this list....some funny stuff :lol:

I really need to get Season 2......

 

[Dim Bulb]

260. buy the dvds!

 

[alias_freak69]

270. h8 ur parents b/c they didnt buy them 4 xmas

lol

 

[Mountaineer_1281]

262. Never use a code name other than the one given to you unless it's an absolute emergency...

263. ...And even then, be wary.

264. Never shoot out the widow of an airplane unless you have a parachute attached, although it is possible to hook one up despite the suction.

265. Always wear your bulletproof vest.

266. There's really nothing wrong with the black one.

 

[Dim Bulb]

267. dont help strangers
268. avoid elevators and parking garages, even if u think u r alone

 

[alias_freak69]

ok dim bulb i love ur new AV it is perfect!

HELLO PPL GO AND VISIT THE NEW YR PARTEE IT ROX WELL NOT UNTIL WE ALL GET DRUNK.....