Important Things Learned From Alias

[Alias_Freak]

269. The people you hate the most (Sloane, Kendall, ect.) always turn out to be the most helpful.

 

[AlohaSpy]

270. Be very cautious when you hear your parents on the phone talking about "christmas"

 

[Tigerlily]

LOL!

- freaky wigs and a punk rocker dresses are a fashion necessity

-always make sure you always have an obscure fact about your friend handy

-It is possible to kick ass in a leather mini

 

[SydnVaughn4ever]

~If you want to catch the eye of your really HOTT handler,meet him at the pier ,cry hysterically,and throw your beeper into the ocean.~

~When your boyfriend gets married and you're still in love with him,kiss him,then pretend you were dreaming.~

~If you have an oven,you can always reheat.~

~Lipstick is not always what it seems.~

~If you're ever on an airplane and your parents won't stop arguing,a surefire way to get them to stop is to jump out of the plane.~

~It's always good to go light on your new cologne,sometimes to the point of non-use.~

~Find your own flirting corner.~

~Joey's Pizza is one of the best phone numbers ever.~

~If the owner of a romantic little inn invites you to take a room,don't hesitate,run for the room. It could mean your life.~

~For a woman who kicks butt all the time as Sydney,Jennifer Garner sure does fall and run into things alot!!! (Season 2 DVD Bloopers)~

~If you ever need Super-Swank sunglasses,Marshall's your guy.~

~If you ever need to escape the cops,run out onto your fifth-floor balcony and jump into the pool below.~

~Always check your backseat when you get into your car. You never know when a certain blond badboy might be hiding in the back.~