In soviet russia...

Alright, I'm sure all of you have heard atleast one or two of these jokes.. So please share you favorite, or one you made yourself! I'll start us off with two of my favorite ones.

In Soviet Russia, road forks you.

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you.
 
In America, when you play Blackjack you say, "Hit me!"
In Soviet Russia, they hit you with blackjack without asking!

In America, you throw parties in house.
In Soviet Russia, Party throws you in gulag!

... monkey spanks you!
... goat rapes hillbilly
... back hair braid itself!


... thread bumps you!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you!
 
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