Its KEVIN's BIRTHDAY!

Tim

Creative Writer
Joined
Jan 16, 2005
Location
England
#5
Aww, but it doesn't matter. when you reach your 30's you aren't old, when you reach your 40's you probably won't think you are old!

Happy Birthday and prove you can drink the young 'uns under the table still :)
 

Kevin

Code Monkey
Staff member
Joined
Mar 20, 2004
Location
Pennsylvania
#6
Aww, but it doesn't matter. when you reach your 30's you aren't old, when you reach your 40's you probably won't think you are old!
I'm hitting 38 this year. Another couple of years then I can start looking at my 'mid-life crisis' toys! :D

Happy Birthday and prove you can drink the young 'uns under the table still :)
I don't drink. The closest I come is once in a blue moon I might have a glass of wine with the wife. Other than that the only 'beer' I drink is Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer.
 

Black Mathias

Twisted Mentat
Joined
Jun 5, 2007
Location
Under the Sea
#8
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

Well it's time to celebrate your birthday,
It happens every year.
We'll eat a lot of broccoli, and drink a lot of beer.
You should be good and happy that there's somethin' you can eat.
A million people every day are starvin' in the street.
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor.
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four.
There's garbage in the water,
There's poison in the sky.
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die!

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

Well, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can.
We'll soon be blown to bits!
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose.
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse.
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be Crispy Critters after World War III.
There's nowhere you can run to,
Nowhere you can hide.
When they drop the big one,
We all get fried.

Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

Well, there's a punk in the alley, and he's lookin' for a fight.
There's an Arab on the corner buyin' everything in sight.
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed.
Seems that everywhere you look today, there's misery and greed.
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun.
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take,
Just blow out the candles,
And have a piece of cake.

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

(wow!)

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

And a pinch to grow an inch!

-Weird Al