Johnny Depp

I LOVE THAT ONE!!! its sooo funny....and then one close by it...

"its bloody empty!" HA!

and not one of his but...."we named the monkey jack!" :lol:

come on tephie we are running out of steam....LOL! this is fun...quite sad we know this much but fun! HAHA!
 
YAYAYA!
I love that one! i couldnt stop laughing the first time i heard that...or the second or the third time as well! HA!

"not sure i deserved that one."
"Giselle!"
"who is she!"
"did you deserve that one."
"yes yes that one i deserved!"
 
"Let me guess, you didn't deserve that one either?"
"No, that one I definitely deserved."
(able bodied crew part)not the same as yours!
 
hahaha! im still loving the "off of my back!" lol! but i like the part before...
"he roped a couple of sea turtles.."
"he lassoed sea turtles.."
"aiy sea turtles"
HAHAHA!
 
"how far are you willing to go for this girl"
"i will die for her."
"very well then....now where were we?"


once again like most...not completly accurate but close! ;)
 
Every time I come here you make me want to go back to the theater even more! I just told my dad I had to go see it again...he said maybe. That's better than a no right? I hope!
 
I don't know the exact script so I won't destroy it, but I love where he goes through each person pointing out how they were all "men of their words" except her because she is a girl. If you know the script please put it here!
 
"Mr Cotton! Answer me!"
"uh, he's a mute. He trained his parrot to talk for him. haven't quite figured out how yet."
"Alright. Mr. Cotton's...parrot. Same question."
 
Nad said:
I don't know the exact script so I won't destroy it, but I love where he goes through each person pointing out how they were all "men of their words" except her because she is a girl. If you know the script please put it here!
i know i have been trying to remember that one but i cant seem to except for the last part which i love!!(hmmm...another reason to go back and see it again! ;) :lol: ) most of them i know...but some of the ones i posted are sketchy but close!!


and yes Cass that is better than a no! I hope he lets you see it again! :D let us know if you do!!!
 
here are some quotes i got from imbd.com (they arent all jack sparrow sum are other characters):

Memorable Quotes from
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Barbossa: First of all, Miss Turner, returning you to shore was never part of our agreement, so I must do nothin'. Second, the Pirate's Code applies only if you're a pirate, and you're not. And third, the Pirate's Code is more of a set of what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

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Elizabeth Swann: So that's it, then? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum?
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love!

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Will Turner: You Cheated!
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate!

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Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the third day, he roped a couple of Sea Turtles and made a raft
Will Turner: Sea turtles?
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, Sea Turtles
Will Turner: What did he use as rope?
Jack Sparrow: Human hair, from my back.

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[Captain Jack Sparrow cocks his gun at Will]
Jack Sparrow: This bullet was not meant for you.

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Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood boy so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all be me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

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Elizabeth Swann: The Interceptor is the fastest ship in the Caribbean!
Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us!

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[referring to Will Turner]
Governor Swann: So this is the path you've chosen to take? After all...he is a blacksmith.
Elizabeth Swann: No...he's a pirate.

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Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

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Barbossa: We are cursed men, Miss Turner.

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Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

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[talking to the pirates while he's in jail]
Jack Sparrow: Worry 'bout your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
[pirate grabs Jack's throat to reveal a skeleton arm]
Jack Sparrow: So, there is a curse? That's interesting.

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Norrington: If I had my way, every man who sails under a black flag or wears a pirate brand would receive the same thing. I short drop and a sudden stop.

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[Elizabeth is being laced into a corset]
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth Swann: Well, the women in London must have learned not to breathe!

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Will Turner: My father was not a pirate!

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Barbossa: How did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken piece of land. You forgot one very important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Pirate: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth Swann: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth Swann: Try wearing a corset.

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Barbossa: For to long have I been parched of thirst yet unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.
[steps into moonlight becoming a skeleton]
Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you're in one!

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Jack Sparrow: What's your name, boy?
Will Turner: Will Turner.
Jack Sparrow: Will would be short for William is it not?
Will Turner: I suppose.
Jack Sparrow: And no doubt the name for your father as well. Well Mr. Turner, I tell you what. I've changed my mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?
Will Turner: Agreed.

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Grapple: Say goodbye!
[A sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window.]
Will Turner: Goodbye.

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Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate, or maybe the reason you practice three hours a day is you found one, but you are incapable of wooing such person. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill him!

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Elizabeth Swann: You are despicable!
Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones love. I saved your life you saved mine, we're square.

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Barbossa: Gents you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow, kill him.

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[splashes Gibbs with water]
Mr. Gibbs: Blast it, I'm already awake!
Will Turner: That was for the smell.

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Norrington: A pistol with only one shot, no extra powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: and I half expected it to be made out of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard off.
Jack Sparrow: Ah, but you have heard of me.

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[after inspecting the crew]
Jack Sparrow: Satisfied?
Will Turner: Well you proved they're mad.

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Barbossa: The moonlight shows us for what we really are.

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Jack Sparrow: She'll be impossible to live with after this.

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Elizabeth Swann: Will!
Will Turner: Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!

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Jack Sparrow: You look familiar, have I threaten you before?
Will Turner: I make it a point to avoid familiarity with pirates.

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Jack Sparrow: Watch the goods lady.

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Bo'sun: Every decision you've made has only brought us from bad to worse!

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Barbossa: Thank you, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

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Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor...I know it's hard...but stay here, and try not to do anything...stupid.

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[Anamaria has just slapped Jack]
Will Turner: Let me guess, you didn't deserve that.
Jack Sparrow: No, I'd say I deserved that.

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Barbossa: I don't trust your word.
Jack Sparrow: Yes, well, out of the two of us I'm the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, so it will be my word that we'll be trusting.

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Elizabeth Swann: How often must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
Will Turner: At least once more Miss Swann, as always.

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Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

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[to Will Turner]
Jack Sparrow: You're not a eunuch are you?

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Will Turner: We're going to steal that ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer! We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

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Elizabeth Swann: I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore Captain Barbossa.

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Norrington: You forget your place, Turner.
Will Turner: It's right here between you and Jack.
Elizabeth Swann: As is mine.
Governor Swann: Elizabeth! Raise your weapons!
Norrington: This is where your heart truly lies, then?
Elizabeth Swann: It is.

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Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

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Will Turner: Elizabeth goes free!
Barbossa: Yes, we know that part, anything else?

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Will Turner: I am not obsessed with treasure!
Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

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Jack Sparrow: Let it go, lad. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I would kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's hardly incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?

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Will Turner: It's my fathers blood they're after, my blood, the blood of a pirate.

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Jack Sparrow: You, sailor!
Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
[Pause.]
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton! Answer, man!
Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. We reckon he's had his tongue cut out, so he's trained the parrot to talk for him. We haven't yet figured out how...
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sail! Wind in the sail!
Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we fear, that means 'yes.'

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Jack Sparrow: Take what you want...
Mr. Gibbs: Give nothing back!

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Will Turner: Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you
[pause]
Will Turner: I love you.

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Barbossa: You're off the end of the map, mate. Here there be monsters!

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Ragetti: Is it supposed to be doing that?
[pointing to the Black Pearl which is sailing away]
Pintel: They're stealing our ship!
Ragetti: Bloody Pirates!

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[last line of movie]
Jack Sparrow: [singing] And really bad eggs...drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

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Elizabeth Swann: I had a dream about you, about the day we met--do you remember?

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Jack Sparrow: [to Will Turner] As long as you're just hanging there, you might as well pay attention.

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Elizabeth Swann: Capt. Barbossa, I am here to discuss the secession of hostilities toward Port Royal.
Barbossa: Those are a lot of big words. We're not but humble pirates. What do you want?
Elizabeth Swann: I want you to leave and never return.
Barbossa: Well, I'm afraid I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means "no."

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Elizabeth Swann: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?

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Pintel: No, reason to fret, it's just the prick of a finger and a few drops of blood.
Bo'sun: No mistake this time. He's only half Turner, we spill it all!
Pintel: I guess there is a reason to fret.

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Pintel: It was only after that, did we find out that it was Bootstrap's blood we needed.
Ragetti: That what you call ironic.

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Harbormaster: Hold up there! It's a shilling to tie up your boat and I'll need to know your name.
Jack Sparrow: What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name.
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith!

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Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Elizabeth Swann: Oh she's fine; just like I promised. She's getting set to marry Commodore Norrington; just like she promised. And you're going to die for her; just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

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Will Turner: This is either brilliant or crazy.
Jack Sparrow: Remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

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Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these men to the helm where you will give them directions to Isle de Muerta. And for the remainder of the voyage I want you to consider every possible meaning of the words, "Silent as the grave."

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Jack Sparrow: [to Governor Weatherby Swann] We've reached a special place... Spiritually, economically, and grammatically.

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Will Turner: My name is Will Turner, my father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins!
Ragetti: Why, it's the spittin' image of Bootstrap come back to haunt us!
Will Turner: And on my word, do as I say, or I will pull the trigger and sink all the way down to Davy Jones's locker!

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Jack Sparrow: Scarlet!
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I don't think I deserved that.
[A blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?!
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

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Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl...how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I would die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.
 
Pirates of the Caribbean would NOT have been the same without Johnny Depp in it. He is truly a talented character. He did Jack Sparrow, oops, Captian Jack Sparow SOOOOOOOOOO FANTASTIC!!!!!!! He made this movie what it is!! Without him it wouldn't have been NEARLY as good!


And I love all those lines you have down thereDoNtFrOsTtHePiE 47! Those are all my favorites!!!


QUOTE (Nad @ Jul 31 2003, 01:14 AM)
I don't know the exact script so I won't destroy it, but I love where he goes through each person pointing out how they were all "men of their words" except her because she is a girl. If you know the script please put it here! 


i know i have been trying to remember that one but i cant seem to except for the last part which i love!!(hmmm...another reason to go back and see it again!   ) most of them i know...but some of the ones i posted are sketchy but close!!

That would be this:



Will: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack: She's safe, just like I promised. And she's about to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you're going to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really. Except for Elizabeth who is infact a women.


I also really like this one:
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Jack: Elizabeth, it never would have worked between us darling. I'm sorry.

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lol and this one:

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Jack: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

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Jack: A wedding! I love weddings! Drinks all around!

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Jack: Before we go any further let me ask you something. This girl, how far are you willing to go for her?
Will: I'd die for her!
Jack: Oh good!

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Jack: You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Jack: What are you doing? You're burning all the food, the shade, the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone
Jack: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it turns even the most respectable men into complete slobs! Second, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal navy is out looking for me. Do you think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack: But why is the rum gone????

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LOL I love that last one. This movie is so great.

Oh yeah and this one:


Barbosa: I want 50 percent of the treasure!
Jack: 15
Barbosa: 40
Jack: 25! I'll buy you the hat. A really big one, Commadore.


LOL Love it!
 
WOWOWOWOW! THANKS SOOOO MUCH FOR POSTING THE REAL REAL QUOTES THAT ARE ACCURATE!!! THANKS SOO MUCH!

I just read them all and am like seriously smiling ear to ear....GOSH I WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE AGAIN!!!!!! :lol: i love...welcome to the caribbean love! hehe!

wow definatly off to make wallpapers and sigs and such with these quotes that i know now!!! and yes!!!!!!!! the one about honest men...well women! hehe! and the you can always trust a dishonest man to be.......

THANKS! ;)
 
I KNOW! isnt it just amazing! i heard a commercial on for it just a second ago and bolted out of my computer room to catch it! MY I LOVE IT! and i forget which potc thread but nad was saying four isnt enough is it?! (and the next time it will be four! i cant wait...dont know when but im going! :smiley: :lol:smiley: but i mostly like will see it again after that! it just is great!
 
*sigh* I have to admit Miss Vicki....Johnny Depp looked PRETTY good last night. LOL...what a great movie....and his character was absolutely hilarious!
 
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