Joke thread...

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I figured I would set up a joke thread, so if you got em' post em. Here are a few starters! Why are women bias? They are always buy us this and buy us that. What do you call a man that don't use protection? You call him dad......

 

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You neek up on him!

 

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[Sabersaver]

Husband: Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Please, stop calling the kids that.