i have one
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster
than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day
he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a
warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him
that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks
he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me
Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born
Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease
me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got
good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a
doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship,
residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
"After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back
to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through
school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got
bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my
assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with
VD.
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so
I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the
ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD
leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
"Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred." lol so funny