I love my wife, I really do. 
A little bit ago we had Chinese for dinner and, if you are not familiar with the tradition, 'Fortune Cookies' are served as part of dessert and inside is usually a piece of paper with a proverb on one side and some tidbit of stuff on the other like lottery numbers to play.
My proverb was "A great man never ignores the simplicity of a child." while the other side had a Chinese language lesson.
I look at it and tell my wife that, heck with learning Chinese, I'm not sure if I could even say the English pronunciation of it!
So she asks to see it and reads it over. She pauses for a few seconds, looks at me, looks at the piece of paper, looks at me and proclaims "July".
A little bit ago we had Chinese for dinner and, if you are not familiar with the tradition, 'Fortune Cookies' are served as part of dessert and inside is usually a piece of paper with a proverb on one side and some tidbit of stuff on the other like lottery numbers to play.My proverb was "A great man never ignores the simplicity of a child." while the other side had a Chinese language lesson.
I look at it and tell my wife that, heck with learning Chinese, I'm not sure if I could even say the English pronunciation of it!
So she asks to see it and reads it over. She pauses for a few seconds, looks at me, looks at the piece of paper, looks at me and proclaims "July".
