alrighty, nance's rebels has a new front company to cover up their dirty work. it is called letz, milkem, & cheatem. as the con artist for the rebels, i have been elected to run letz, milkem, & cheatem. we currently need employees, so please apply.
the crew
1. horriblely opportunistic judge of peoples fate: salad (dim bulb)
2. evil, decieving, backstabing, b**** monster of pain and near death secretary and right hand woman of doom: viva
- anullment of mr. and mrs. vaughn
3. master of cover-up stories: alias anna
- patent of "evil laugh"
4. skateboarding messenger of bad news: nick
5. mischeivious master of international affairs: chanel
6. decieving b**** attorney: mandy
7. writer of lies and disclaimers, eloquent speaker of twisted truth: princess jeanie
- disclaimer for said patent
8. descrambler of rambaldi's terribly misleading print: katy
9. fake alibi inventing smooth talking lawyer of all things dishonest: jack
10. spam sniffer outer to avoid in case of accedental ingestion: ehgripo
11. smart but not so cool agent: agent bristow 7
12. movie loving violent watcher random queen: bb
13. evil plot developer: acrocanis
troop 47, a group of highly trained girl scouts of terror
1. The Girl Scout – a pitifully expensive but skilled thief and assassin that will get what you want when you want it, with a delightfully innocent smile: marlene
2. evil knot-tieing girl scout: jems
cases
1. jLo (closed)
2. her bottom (closed)
3. whoever makes spam
4. joan rivers
5. her wildy misinformed ego
6. directv
7. abc's promotional department
8. dial-up service providers
9. micheal jackson
10. and his nose
11. abc's scheduling department
12. compaq, particularly the keyboard designer (viva)
13. anullment of mr. and mrs. vaughn (closed)
14. patent of "evil laugh" (closed)
15. disclaimer for said patent (closed)
16. the sims
17. bad seasonal decorations
conviently overlooking
1. nance's rebels
2. salad's shooters
3. team sark
4. the taser tag squad
5. santa
6. the tooth fairy
7. goblins
8. bunnies
9. microsoft
10. con artists
11. rambaldi
12. girl scouts
13. runny noses
14. potholes
15. windows 98
patents
evil laugh- Any and all use of the "evil laugh" throughout AllAlias.com and the entire solar system, is an unlawful activity due to a recent patent through the patent office as filed by Letz, Milkem, & Cheatem, attorneys at law with the exception of using the "evil laugh" in one's signature, which is lawful granted apporpriate measures are taken and the "evil laugh" is not misrepresented or otherwise altered from it's original form. Any unauthorized use of this said "evil laugh" or any unapproved variences on the "evil laugh" will result in legal action against the lowly creature who does so, and possible jailtime, fine, attack by one eyed purple people eaters carrying sardines or stranglation by the girl scout and her deadly sash. thanks to aliasanna for the patent and princess jeanie for the disclaimer
we are now accepting applications. all employees or people/things being conviently overlooked we recieve a document entitling them/it to free monopoly money.
the official letz, milkem, & cheatem sigs
http://forums.allalias.com/uploads/post-27-1073536365.jpg
http://forums.allalias.com/uploads/post-27-1073964274.jpg
the official letz, milkem, & cheatem av
the crew
1. horriblely opportunistic judge of peoples fate: salad (dim bulb)
2. evil, decieving, backstabing, b**** monster of pain and near death secretary and right hand woman of doom: viva
- anullment of mr. and mrs. vaughn
3. master of cover-up stories: alias anna
- patent of "evil laugh"
4. skateboarding messenger of bad news: nick
5. mischeivious master of international affairs: chanel
6. decieving b**** attorney: mandy
7. writer of lies and disclaimers, eloquent speaker of twisted truth: princess jeanie
- disclaimer for said patent
8. descrambler of rambaldi's terribly misleading print: katy
9. fake alibi inventing smooth talking lawyer of all things dishonest: jack
10. spam sniffer outer to avoid in case of accedental ingestion: ehgripo
11. smart but not so cool agent: agent bristow 7
12. movie loving violent watcher random queen: bb
13. evil plot developer: acrocanis
troop 47, a group of highly trained girl scouts of terror
1. The Girl Scout – a pitifully expensive but skilled thief and assassin that will get what you want when you want it, with a delightfully innocent smile: marlene
2. evil knot-tieing girl scout: jems
cases
1. jLo (closed)
2. her bottom (closed)
3. whoever makes spam
4. joan rivers
5. her wildy misinformed ego
6. directv
7. abc's promotional department
8. dial-up service providers
9. micheal jackson
10. and his nose
11. abc's scheduling department
12. compaq, particularly the keyboard designer (viva)
13. anullment of mr. and mrs. vaughn (closed)
14. patent of "evil laugh" (closed)
15. disclaimer for said patent (closed)
16. the sims
17. bad seasonal decorations
conviently overlooking
1. nance's rebels
2. salad's shooters
3. team sark
4. the taser tag squad
5. santa
6. the tooth fairy
7. goblins
8. bunnies
9. microsoft
10. con artists
11. rambaldi
12. girl scouts
13. runny noses
14. potholes
15. windows 98
patents
evil laugh- Any and all use of the "evil laugh" throughout AllAlias.com and the entire solar system, is an unlawful activity due to a recent patent through the patent office as filed by Letz, Milkem, & Cheatem, attorneys at law with the exception of using the "evil laugh" in one's signature, which is lawful granted apporpriate measures are taken and the "evil laugh" is not misrepresented or otherwise altered from it's original form. Any unauthorized use of this said "evil laugh" or any unapproved variences on the "evil laugh" will result in legal action against the lowly creature who does so, and possible jailtime, fine, attack by one eyed purple people eaters carrying sardines or stranglation by the girl scout and her deadly sash. thanks to aliasanna for the patent and princess jeanie for the disclaimer
we are now accepting applications. all employees or people/things being conviently overlooked we recieve a document entitling them/it to free monopoly money.
the official letz, milkem, & cheatem sigs
http://forums.allalias.com/uploads/post-27-1073536365.jpg
http://forums.allalias.com/uploads/post-27-1073964274.jpg
the official letz, milkem, & cheatem av
