Dark Phoenix
Frakkin' Insanity
Phoenix to Base ops, weird bee buzzing around, can't hear a s*** of what the Covenant is up to!
Lines You'll Never Hear on Alias
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ConcreteGirl
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Sloane: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and bright!
Dark Avenger
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Vaughn: Hey Eric, wanna head over to the bar after work? The Lakers are playing tonight on the big screen and...
Weiss: Sorry man, but I've decided to give up drinking beer, or any kind of booze for that matter - I'm switching to green tea.
Vaughn: :blink:
Weiss: Sorry man, but I've decided to give up drinking beer, or any kind of booze for that matter - I'm switching to green tea.
Vaughn: :blink:
StAgEpRiNcEsS
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oh i havent been in here for AGES ... its awesome!!!!
*Sydney walks into her room. Jack walks up out of the darkness*
Syd: Dad! You - you scared me!
Jack: Sydney, i have something to tell you.
Syd: Can't it wait? The new Barbie movie is about to come on.
Jack: No. Sydney, your mother is alive.
*Irina walks up out of the darkness*
Syd: Again?
Irina: I have something to tell you too, Sydney.
Syd: Ok, sure, but see, theres this movie ...
Irina: Katya is alive.
*Katya walks up out of the darkness*
Syd: Ok, this is getting a little creepy ...
Katya: Sydney, there is something you must know.
Syd: Look, i really want to watch something -
Katya: Sydney, my sister ... Yelena is alive.
*Yelena walks up out of the darkness*
Syd: Ok this is getting old.
Yelena: Sydney Bristow. You must know something.
Syd: Oh for Gods sake.
Yelena: Nadia is alive.
*Nadia walks up out of the darkness*
Syd: What the poo is going on?
Nadia: Hello Sydney.
Syd: Let me guess, my old pet dog is alive too?
Nadia: No, what would make you think that?
*Lauren walks past the open window*
Lauren: Howdy.
*keeps walking*
Syd: :blink:
can you tell im bored and sleepy? yeah it sucks. Dont read it.
*Sydney walks into her room. Jack walks up out of the darkness*
Syd: Dad! You - you scared me!
Jack: Sydney, i have something to tell you.
Syd: Can't it wait? The new Barbie movie is about to come on.
Jack: No. Sydney, your mother is alive.
*Irina walks up out of the darkness*
Syd: Again?
Irina: I have something to tell you too, Sydney.
Syd: Ok, sure, but see, theres this movie ...
Irina: Katya is alive.
*Katya walks up out of the darkness*
Syd: Ok, this is getting a little creepy ...
Katya: Sydney, there is something you must know.
Syd: Look, i really want to watch something -
Katya: Sydney, my sister ... Yelena is alive.
*Yelena walks up out of the darkness*
Syd: Ok this is getting old.
Yelena: Sydney Bristow. You must know something.
Syd: Oh for Gods sake.
Yelena: Nadia is alive.
*Nadia walks up out of the darkness*
Syd: What the poo is going on?
Nadia: Hello Sydney.
Syd: Let me guess, my old pet dog is alive too?
Nadia: No, what would make you think that?
*Lauren walks past the open window*
Lauren: Howdy.
*keeps walking*
Syd: :blink:
can you tell im bored and sleepy? yeah it sucks. Dont read it.
ConcreteGirl
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Lauren to Sark, "Keep those filthy paws off me!"
Dark Avenger
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Sark: The assassin business is becoming so overrated - I think I'll give it up and become a florist.
ConcreteGirl
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I would love to see Sark as a florist.
Jack to Sloane - "You're not the boss of me!"
Jack to Sloane - "You're not the boss of me!"
secretagent03
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OMG! I can't get over that first pepsi twist one!!!
ok here I go, sorry if is sucks ass.
Syd: Ok, let me get this straight, my mother was actually a russian spy sent to get secrets on the CIA. She is alive... again. She has two sisters, one of which tried to kill me and the other who was trying to take over the world. By the way she had an affair with my mortal enemy and bore a child. That child was the Passenger from an ancient prophecy, and because of that, was taken from my mother to try and protect her. My mother killed the man who took her, he happened to be my fiance's father. His father hid her in Argentina to be raised in an orphanage. Turns out that the woman who raised her was our aunt. The one who was trying to take over the world, along with my sister's father. Now we are going to kill them. Did I miss anything?
Jack: I just got a DNA test back. It turns out I'm not your father... Bill Vaughn was.
Eww... gross that better not happen!
ok here I go, sorry if is sucks ass.
Syd: Ok, let me get this straight, my mother was actually a russian spy sent to get secrets on the CIA. She is alive... again. She has two sisters, one of which tried to kill me and the other who was trying to take over the world. By the way she had an affair with my mortal enemy and bore a child. That child was the Passenger from an ancient prophecy, and because of that, was taken from my mother to try and protect her. My mother killed the man who took her, he happened to be my fiance's father. His father hid her in Argentina to be raised in an orphanage. Turns out that the woman who raised her was our aunt. The one who was trying to take over the world, along with my sister's father. Now we are going to kill them. Did I miss anything?
Jack: I just got a DNA test back. It turns out I'm not your father... Bill Vaughn was.
Eww... gross that better not happen!
ConcreteGirl
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For those of you who have ever watch the Pinky and the Brain...
Agent Whatever: What are we gonna do tonight Mr. Sloane?
Sloane: Try to take over the world!
Agent Whatever: What are we gonna do tonight Mr. Sloane?
Sloane: Try to take over the world!
ConcreteGirl
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Sydney: "Oh, I'm just a helpless female. Please, pretty please, someone come and help me!" 
yendySwotsirB
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Dude...you got some Artz on you.
ConcreteGirl
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It's the story of a man named Brady, who was bringing up three boys of his own....ok, everyone sing along!
ALIAS_chick
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hey peeps. kool convo's.
syd to everyone- 'come on guys, lets go to my place, grab a pizza and watch ALIAS.'
thats all i could come up wid. :blink:
syd to everyone- 'come on guys, lets go to my place, grab a pizza and watch ALIAS.'
thats all i could come up wid. :blink:
ConcreteGirl
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Sloane to Jack - Jack that outfit makes you look fat.
Syd4Vaughn
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Jack :there's a new dress code at APO, everyone must wear sandals and a toga
aliasairanna
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Irina- Vaughn..are you and Sydney REALLY serious..if not here's my cell number..
((if he was alive))
wow sorey im dumb
xO aRiaNNa
((if he was alive))
wow sorey im dumb
xO aRiaNNa
Dark Phoenix
Frakkin' Insanity
Jack in bed with Irina: Harder, faster "Scooter"
secret_agent_angel
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scooter.....wtf????