SarksScrtAgntGrl
Future Mrs. Anders
I was composing a list of these for my website and as I began laughing my bum off I thought maybe you guys would like to get in on this...
Lines You Will Never Hear On Alias
(At least we hope)
(Lauren slaps Vaughn)
Vaughn:I don't think I deserved that
(Sydney slaps Vaughn)
Weiss: Let me guess you didn't deserve that either?
Vaughn: No that one I may have deserved.
Dixon: (At a meeting of the SD-6 elite) I have decided to change my call name for security purposes, from now on you shall refer to me as Princess Sparkle-Pants.
Sark: No, I am not that bloody kid who left S Club 7, I hate this stupid haircut!
Weiss: Dude, where's your car?
Vaughn: Where's your car dude?
Sydney: That's not funny.
Jack: Are you sure this problem can't be solved with a hug?
Marshall: (pointing a gun at Syd) Syd, I have to tell you, Irina Derelvko wasn't "The Man," I am.
Sydney: Wow, never would have seen that one coming.
Sloane: (to Syd) Frankly, I kinda hoped you'd find the whole cold heartless, b*sta*d of an old guy always hitting on you thing kind of endearing.
Sark: Oh, forget world domination, everyone do the safety dance!
Sydney: You shot me, you shot me in the arm, you a-hole!
Note from Syd: Dear Dad, sick of the CIA, I'm eloping with Marshall, stop Sark yourself.
Vaughn: (as the CIA busts into SD-6 and discovers everyone dancing to 'Stayin Alive' as a disco ball spins) What the?
Sydney: Didn't I tell you? SD-6 stands for Swank Disco-6.
Vaughn: (catching an eye full of Sloane's Travolta act) That is the most disturbing thing I have ever heard of.
Anti-Francie (Allison): ...it's new Pepsi Twist, and I'm not Francie...
Sydney: Sloane? I like the guy.
Vaughn: Sydney we have discovered something we may have overlooked before in the Rambaldi case. A message...
Syd: What does it say?
Vaughn: (clears his throat) Peace and love dude, stay super swank.
Ok everyone, your turn. Have fun, stay swank!
~Danie :redhair:
Lines You Will Never Hear On Alias
(At least we hope)
(Lauren slaps Vaughn)
Vaughn:I don't think I deserved that
(Sydney slaps Vaughn)
Weiss: Let me guess you didn't deserve that either?
Vaughn: No that one I may have deserved.
Dixon: (At a meeting of the SD-6 elite) I have decided to change my call name for security purposes, from now on you shall refer to me as Princess Sparkle-Pants.
Sark: No, I am not that bloody kid who left S Club 7, I hate this stupid haircut!
Weiss: Dude, where's your car?
Vaughn: Where's your car dude?
Sydney: That's not funny.
Jack: Are you sure this problem can't be solved with a hug?
Marshall: (pointing a gun at Syd) Syd, I have to tell you, Irina Derelvko wasn't "The Man," I am.
Sydney: Wow, never would have seen that one coming.
Sloane: (to Syd) Frankly, I kinda hoped you'd find the whole cold heartless, b*sta*d of an old guy always hitting on you thing kind of endearing.
Sark: Oh, forget world domination, everyone do the safety dance!
Sydney: You shot me, you shot me in the arm, you a-hole!
Note from Syd: Dear Dad, sick of the CIA, I'm eloping with Marshall, stop Sark yourself.
Vaughn: (as the CIA busts into SD-6 and discovers everyone dancing to 'Stayin Alive' as a disco ball spins) What the?
Sydney: Didn't I tell you? SD-6 stands for Swank Disco-6.
Vaughn: (catching an eye full of Sloane's Travolta act) That is the most disturbing thing I have ever heard of.
Anti-Francie (Allison): ...it's new Pepsi Twist, and I'm not Francie...
Sydney: Sloane? I like the guy.
Vaughn: Sydney we have discovered something we may have overlooked before in the Rambaldi case. A message...
Syd: What does it say?
Vaughn: (clears his throat) Peace and love dude, stay super swank.
Ok everyone, your turn. Have fun, stay swank!
~Danie :redhair: