Lines You'll Never Hear on Alias

[AngelFire47]

Syd: Vaughn. I have to tell you something
Vaughn: what is it?
Syd: I'm leaving you.. i've met someone else...
Vaughn: Oh my god... syd... how can you do this.. we belong together, after everything we've been thru, everything we've overcome.. who is it?
Syd: i don't wanna say...
Vaughn: Is it Weiss??
Syd: Hell no!
Vaughn: then who? tell me dammit! I need to know!
Syd: it's... err... lauren.
Vaughn: WHAAAAATTTT????
Syd: Its the blonde hair, and those big blue eyes, and that cute little smile...
Vaughn: I have all those things- you said all that about me!
Syd: yeah, well, trading you in for a younger model sweetie. Bye!!

 

[Alias=Life]

Sydney (to Sloane): I forgive you

 

[undercover_spy]

Vaughn to Sydney

"Sydney, I just found out that I'm actually your brother. Isn't that cool. Now Nadia and you are my sisters!

 

[Alias=Life]

Vaughn to Sydney

"Sydney, I just found out that I'm actually your brother. Isn't that cool. Now Nadia and you are my sisters!

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Sydney: Sorry, I think I have to go throw up!

 

[undercover_spy]

Syd: Vaughn. I have to tell you something
Vaughn: what is it?
Syd: I'm leaving you.. i've met someone else...
Vaughn: Oh my god... syd... how can you do this.. we belong together, after everything we've been thru, everything we've overcome.. who is it?
Syd: i don't wanna say...
Vaughn: Is it Weiss??
Syd: Hell no!
Vaughn: then who? tell me dammit! I need to know!
Syd: it's... err... lauren.
Vaughn: WHAAAAATTTT????
Syd: Its the blonde hair, and those big blue eyes, and that cute little smile...
Vaughn: I have all those things- you said all that about me!
Syd: yeah, well, trading you in for a younger model sweetie. Bye!!

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Now that would just be creepy!! LOL

 

[Alias=Life]

Now that would just be creepy!! LOL

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That would be sooooo wrong!

 

[Alias_Day]

(Sydney is under Jack's desk)
Jack: Sydney, what are you doing?
Sydney: I'm scared of Sloane daddy.

 

[VaughnIsHot]

^That would be sooo funny to see! Jack would be like "Ok...."

 

[undercover_spy]

Vaughn and Jack to Sydney

Vaughn- Hey Syd! Guess what? Jack and I are like new best friends!

The two go of skipping hand in hand

Sydney- :blink:

 

[dancegirl]

^^^ hahaha!!

*Vaughn walks up to Irina*
Vaughn: Hey Irina...can I call you Mommy?
Irina: :blink: Eeerm....NO.
Vaughn: Pleeease?
Irina: :blink: NO.
Vaughn: Pretty please with sugar on top and ice cream in the middle and -
Irina: VAUGHN. NO.

 

[Hibou]

Vaughn: For starters, my name's not Michael Vaughn
Syd: Thank GAWD! I ALWAYS hated that name!

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Nadia (giving Irina bag of clothes) : Just some clothes...
Irina (turns around gets all teared up) : Oh my god! I haven't had a clean shirt in two years! Thank you!
Nadia: Yeah, sure, you betcha....

 

[dancegirl]

^^^ haha! exactly! poor dirty thing...hee.

Know what would be strange in that scene?

*Irina and Nadia hug*
*Irina stands back and looks at Nadia*
Irina: Sweetie...why are you hispanic?
Nadia :

 

[undercover_spy]

Jack- Hey Sydney! I was wondering would you like to go to a Brittney Spears concert with me. I think it would be tons and tons of fun! We can dress like her, both of us. Woudn't that be awesome honey?

Syd- :blink:

 

[nataliethealiasfreak]

^^^ haha! exactly! poor dirty thing...hee.

Know what would be strange in that scene?

*Irina and Nadia hug*
*Irina stands back and looks at Nadia*
Irina: Sweetie...why are you hispanic?
Nadia : 

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omg! hahahaha! yeah, i always wondered that, i mean she doesn't look anything like Sloane or Irina

omg guys! these are too funny!!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[1#ALIAS#1]

*Irina and Nadia hug*
*Irina stands back and looks at Nadia*
Irina: Sweetie...why are you hispanic?
Nadia :

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Omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That is the funniest thing ever. Omg I was reading it and spat my water on my computer monitor cuz I laughed so hard :lol: ^_^

Ok i got one:
Emily: Sloane what is wrong with you! Why do you have to be obsessed with Rambaldi! Can't you find a normal hobby like people your age? What about golf?

Sloane: But I love searching the globe for all things Rambaldi.

Emily: If you love Rambaldi so much why don't you marry him!

 

[Hibou]

^^^ haha! exactly! poor dirty thing...hee.

Know what would be strange in that scene?

*Irina and Nadia hug*
*Irina stands back and looks at Nadia*
Irina: Sweetie...why are you hispanic?
Nadia : 

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omg, that is so frickin hilarious

 

[Alias_Day]

Sydney: Dad why can't you be happy for me and accept Vaughn?!
Jack: Actually, Sydney. I DO like him. I love him. I actually think he's my soulmate.

 

[yendySwotsirB]

Dude! Looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter!

 

[undercover_spy]

Sydney wakes up

"Wow, what a strange dream!"

 

[Alias=Life]

Sydney wakes up

"Wow, what a strange dream!"

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NOOOOOO!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: