mail-order-husband

[spy_girl21]

THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! We have husbands of all sorts, you ask for what type you want and he'll come in the mail. allow 4-6weeks for delivery!

 

[Milo47]

haha!!! FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Elizabeth_dj]

haha we already have a thread like this

 

[spy_girl21]

OH YEAH WE EVEN HAVE CARDBOARD ONES! you know those cardboard spokesperson people. We have those ones too.

 

[spy_girl21]

haha we already have a thread like this

where?

 

[Milo47]

CARDBOARD??? how romantic!!!

 

[Elizabeth_dj]

its not like a funny 1 its just for people who are looking for husbands/wifes

 

[spy_girl21]

oh the husband search one?

 

[Milo47]

i like this one, it's different....really funny thread topic name!

 

[spy_girl21]

people better hope i put air holes in the box when i ship them.

 

[Milo47]

HAHA! otherwise they'd get really mad if they got a dud husband....that would suck!

 

[spy_girl21]

then I'LL BE OUT OF BUISNESS! even though it IS kinda a non-profit organization.

 

[Moriel]

LMAO! I'M NOT IN NEED OF A HUSBAND! I'M ENGAGED! BUT I STILL FIND THIS FRIKIN HILARIOUS!

 

[Milo47]

hahaha....I second that!!! but i don't have a husband, I have a girlfriend....

 

[spy_girl21]

LMAO! I'M NOT IN NEED OF A HUSBAND! I'M ENGAGED! BUT I STILL FIND THIS FRIKIN HILARIOUS!

then the cardboard type would be perfect he can kind of substitue the best man or can be a greeter or something.

 

[Milo47]

Ahhh, yeah he could!!! He can be an "all purpose husband/groomsman"

 

[spy_girl21]

yup and he can dance with all the single women at the wedding reception! just that they'd have to lead.

 

[Milo47]

true true....unless you can program cardboard to lead....

 

[spy_girl21]

no can do. if i did that THEN EVERYONE WOULD WANT TO DANCE WITH HIM! that might make the groom feel bad.

 

[Milo47]

haha, true....the bride would even start dancing with him.....that would suck for the groom definitely!!