Michael Jackson Jokes

[peanutbutter]

:heh: okay- I'm laughing way too hard with this... must be late here

 

[Hibou]

An Only in America joke...

Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman.

:lol: :lol:

 

[Bubbles]

 

[kellslawells]

^
Ditto.

 

[Bubbles]

*sobs into kelly's shoulder*

 

[garnergarnish]

The police raid Michael Jackson's house as they believe he has a stash of drugs somewhere, they look in the kitchen cupboards and find a class A drug, they then raid the bathroom, and find a class B drug in the bathroom cabinates finally they decide to raid the bedroom, where they find Class 3C

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actually quite amusing

Hi I thought I would try turning this back to its original intentions...

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
very amusing

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

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terrible :lol:

Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?
Because there are 20 of them!

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f***ing hysterical :lol: :lol: :lol:

although i'm not exactly condoning people making such terrible jokes...you do have to laugh...a joke is a joke. :lol: however i feel guilty just in case the guys innocent cos he is still a very sick person who needs a lot of help. its not right to make fun of him this badly...

 

[Sydney L Bristow]

I agree with you, I am shocked that I even posted those jokes, just to get a laugh at someone else's expense, as easy as he makes it. But This topic was getting way to serious, and I thought I would give it a good cleaning to bring it back to its original intent. So sorry to Bubbles who keeps torturing her self by coming in here!

 

[Melissa_dj]

See jokes are funny about him because he did dumb things. There is one about Mickey's...it went something like this...
What does McDonald and Michael Jackson have in common,
They both like putting meat in little boys

Melissa

 

[<Shotgun>]

:lol: thats a goood one

 

[Bubbles]

I agree with you, I am shocked that I even posted those jokes, just to get a laugh at someone else's expense, as easy as he makes it. But This topic was getting way to serious, and I thought I would give it a good cleaning to bring it back to its original intent.  So sorry to Bubbles who keeps torturing her self by coming in here!

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kell-bell i'm over it

you guys joke away

 

[DarkAngelEnder]

I heard this one from the daily show with jon stewert
michael Jackson getting arrested for child molestation...not news, michael jackson making a hit song...big news

 

[Sydney L Bristow]

when was the last time he made a hit song? was it back in the 90's for the movie Free wille?

 

[Hibou]

sorry if I offended anyone...but, hey, I didn't make the jokes up...

 

[AgentBlueEyes]

These are reallly funny!

I wish I had one to tell....

 

[Blackhairedsam]

ok i didn't make this up....heard this from a guy in work

Victoria Beckham has accused michael jackson of molesting her
michael jackson denies allegations claiming that he was in Brooklyn at the time

 

[<Shotgun>]

Anyone know about the Cruz one? I cant remember it

 

[Andy_dj]

This is one I heard during the first allegations in the 90's.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to the department store?
A: He heard the boy's pants were half off.

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That's horrible :lol: :lol: .

Here's one I heard of some website...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and very dangerous for children and the other one carries groceries.

 

[peanutbutter]

ok i didn't make this up....heard this from a guy in work

Victoria Beckham has accused michael jackson of molesting her
michael jackson denies allegations claiming that he was in Brooklyn at the time

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nice one!

That's horrible  :lol:  :lol: .

Here's one I heard of some website...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and very dangerous for children and the other one carries groceries.

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:lol:

lol, so many possible jokes...

 

[jEn Jr.]

i think he's innocent....just a bunch of people trying to get money off of him and ruin his rep

 

[ms.katejones]

Even if he's innocent, he's still scary. He looks like an alien and he's sort of delusional. He named his kid Blanket guys, no wonder he's a joke.