Michael Jackson Jokes

ms.katejones said:
Even if he's innocent, he's still scary. He looks like an alien and he's sort of delusional. He named his kid Blanket guys, no wonder he's a joke.
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I agree.

I would even say naming his kid "Blanket" should be enough to make him guilty :lol: .
 
Blackhairedsam said:
ok i didn't make this up....heard this from a guy in work

Victoria Beckham has accused michael jackson of molesting her
michael jackson denies allegations claiming that he was in Brooklyn at the time
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thats just so wrong on so many different levels :eek:
 
Blackhairedsam said:
ok i didn't make this up....heard this from a guy in work

Victoria Beckham has accused michael jackson of molesting her
michael jackson denies allegations claiming that he was in Brooklyn at the time
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That is a great one it took me like a second to get it but it is funny the second time and the third and well just all the times. :lol:

Melissa :redhair:
 
These jokes are getting better and better...i should have post this before all well by dad has this cd called Larry the Cable Guy; Right to Bare Arms... and the one track says that they should change it from King of Pop to King of Woodie. Something like that.

Melissa
 
Bubbles said:
BUT HE INVENTED RNB!
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He certainly didn't invent it. It was around a long time before he was.

Rhythm and blues (or R&B) is a musical marketing term introduced in the United States in the late 1940s by Billboard magazine. It replaced the term race music, which was deemed offensive. Today, R&B, no longer an initialism, defines the modern version of the soul and funk influenced African-American pop music that originated with the demise of disco in 1980.
 
Hibou said:
An Only in America joke...

Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman.

:P  :lol:  :lol:
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ok while i find this whole thing very wrong - I LOVE THAT
ahahaha its like one of my fav jokes ever :P
 
Not that funny but...

Little boy: Daddy, is God a man or woman?
Dad: Both
Little boy: Daddy, is God black of white?
Dad: Both
Little boy: Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?
 
Sarkasim said:
Not that funny but...

Little boy: Daddy, is God a man or woman?
Dad: Both
Little boy: Daddy, is God black of white?
Dad: Both
Little boy: Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?
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:rotflmao:
 
just found this online and thought it was rather funny

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