“So what are you gonna do move back to nowhereseville and marry this chick?” Eric asked.
A small smile crossed Michael’s face. “Maybe I will.”
“Oh no you’ve got it bad….” Eric groaned.
“Maybe I do.” Michael laughed.
“No Michael don’t for the love of god you have you’re whole life ahead of you DON’T DO IT!! Think of all the hot chicks you’ll miss!!!” Eric said a he grabbed Michael’s shoulders and shook him gently.
“Eric calm down.” Michael laughed.
“I will not calm down! The whole concept of marriage is unnatural.” Eric shuddered.
“Why?” Michael asked, afraid of the answer.
“One person for the rest of your life? No wonder people cheat… for the sex alone my god.” He sighed.
“You’re sick you know that?”
“No I’m not.” Eric said. “You’re telling me that you’d be happy having sex with this girl for the rest of your life?”
“Yes.” Michael said.
Eric just shook his head and sighed.