Mommy, why is santa doing that?

[Chanel]

mommy why is santa on top of that lady??

well dear... what do you think that lady asked Santa for for Christmas???

It's not all barbies and toy cars... hehehe

No..you're starting it again :lol:

I am trying to cut it down a little ok lol

LOL...I dont think you can cut down...its your nature :lol:

ah yes... that is the sad and unfortunate truth...

you should hear the christmas carols me and my friend wrote in band... hehehe LMAO

OMG.....YOU HAVE TO TELL ME :lol:

um... well...

" I saw mommy screwing santa claus, underneath the christmas tree last night..."

I shouldn't say more on that one... and the only other forum appropriate one is

"Jiggly balls, jiggly balls, jiggly balls all day, o what fun it is to play with jiggly balls all day..."

LMAO.......... can you tell me on AIM h34r:

well, I don't have copies of the songs so i wouldn't be able to tell them to you anyway... all i know is soemthing about guys *ahems* freezing on a sleigh ride and thawing out over the fire, and santa making girls moan LMAO

LMAOLMAOL>MAMAMAMLOA.. thaose are some of the funniest things ive seen in a while

i saw this other card that had santa pooping in soemones chimney.. and it said

"you know ur on the naughty naughty list wehn"

 

[Chanel]

i thought of a new one... mommy why is santa rolling dice iu thatv alley?

 

[Aliasgirl47]

mommy, how did santa get his tongue stuck to that lady out here in the cold??

welcome to round 2

MWAHAHAHAHA

 

[SecretAgentMan]

mommy, how did santa get his tongue stuck to that lady out here in the cold??

welcome to round 2

MWAHAHAHAHA

cause he wanted to taste the freshness of winter....

 

[Aliasgirl47]

mommy, how did santa get his tongue stuck to that lady out here in the cold??

welcome to round 2

MWAHAHAHAHA

cause he wanted to taste the freshness of winter....

LMAO

he was just tasting her body lotion to see what kind she had on

bad Santa, bad

why is Santa holding that ladies panties in his hand??

 

[SecretAgentMan]

mommy, how did santa get his tongue stuck to that lady out here in the cold??

welcome to round 2

MWAHAHAHAHA

cause he wanted to taste the freshness of winter....

LMAO

he was just tasting her body lotion to see what kind she had on

bad Santa, bad

why is Santa holding that ladies panties in his hand??

one size fits all panties....which santa desperately needs

 

[Aliasgirl47]

LMAO

for some reason I don't think that's why he wanted them off of her... hehehe

 

[SecretAgentMan]

LMAO

for some reason I don't think that's why he wanted them off of her... hehehe

yes, bad Santa

where's Rudolph when you need him?

 

[Aliasgirl47]

LMAO

for some reason I don't think that's why he wanted them off of her... hehehe

yes, bad Santa

where's Rudolph when you need him?

off at the north pole trying to get in on those "reindeer games" LMAO

 

[SecretAgentMan]

LMAO

for some reason I don't think that's why he wanted them off of her... hehehe

yes, bad Santa

where's Rudolph when you need him?

off at the north pole trying to get in on those "reindeer games" LMAO

:rotflmao:

 

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

LMAO

for some reason I don't think that's why he wanted them off of her... hehehe

yes, bad Santa

where's Rudolph when you need him?

off at the north pole trying to get in on those "reindeer games" LMAO

MY GOD! Mandi is a complete PERV :lol:

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[Aliasgirl47]

nah-ah

only SOMETIMES LMAO

ok, a lot... you would have to know my friends LMAO

 

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

nah-ah

only SOMETIMES LMAO

ok, a lot... you would have to know my friends LMAO

Who are your friends? The "Tossed Salad Man" and "Pooti-Tang"? :lol:
(You would have to know about Chris Rock to get that) he he

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[Aliasgirl47]

nah-ah

only SOMETIMES LMAO

ok, a lot... you would have to know my friends LMAO

Who are your friends? The "Tossed Salad Man" and "Pooti-Tang"? :lol:
(You would have to know about Chris Rock to get that) he he

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uhh... nope, don't get it lol

nah, my friends are like 10 times worse than me here... it's scary, i'm not that bad in their standards LMAO

 

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Mandi, I just checked out your sig.

"Contrary to popular belief, Santa does visit the naughty children of the world, he just gives them different "gifts" from everyone else ~ Santa spreads his "holiday cheer" to boys and girls of all ages! ~ Try not to go unconsious on the ground, the elves will try to get you when you're down, and you have no idea what those elves are packing, if you know what I mean... ~ Excuse me Mr Elf, would you mid showing me your "Christmas merchandise?" ~ Mommy, why is Santa humping those innocent Macy's shoppers? HoHoHo (yeah, you get it now, don't you?) Merry Christmas! hehehehe Bellydancer of the Bar! <3 Mandi'

I think you need to see a doctor, a phyciatrist :lol:

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[Alias_Girl_624]

omg perv!!! lmao that's hilarious ... i can be alot worse than that tho hahahhahaha mandi that really is funny

 

[Chanel]

Mandi, I just checked out your sig.

"Contrary to popular belief, Santa does visit the naughty children of the world, he just gives them different "gifts" from everyone else ~ Santa spreads his "holiday cheer" to boys and girls of all ages! ~ Try not to go unconsious on the ground, the elves will try to get you when you're down, and you have no idea what those elves are packing, if you know what I mean... ~ Excuse me Mr Elf, would you mid showing me your "Christmas merchandise?" ~ Mommy, why is Santa humping those innocent Macy's shoppers? HoHoHo (yeah, you get it now, don't you?) Merry Christmas! hehehehe Bellydancer of the Bar! <3 Mandi'

I think you need to see a doctor, a phyciatrist :lol:

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lmao.. lok at wat weve started.. but u know some of those are on my pro RIIIGHHTTT now. lmao!!!! -_- :lol: