Only in America

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Only in America do you

1. ..order a double cheeseburger with large fries and a diet coke
2. ..store your junky worthless bicycles and yard instruments in your garage while you leave your expensive car out on the street
3. ..have hotdogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8

I know there's more out there..have you hear of any good ones??
 
5. can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
6. are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
7. do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
8. do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. (my personal favorite)
9. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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10. Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
11. Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
12. Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
 
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