Anyone else paranoid?! I seriously think telemarketers are out to get me, they call to see if my parents are home. If they aren't, they'll kill me, if they are, they'll leave me alone. Which is why I'm always like, What? Yeah, they're home. And my rottweiler, STOP MAULING THE MAIL MAN! Or I'll freak out and start rambling about Rambaldi or Alias or something...LMAO!! I think there's a conspiracy going with furniture too...and squirrels.. I don't let people stand behind me, in fear they'll hurt me! Anyone else paranoid?! talk about your weird fears here! We must come together and fight off all "evil''!