sugababyboo
mrs. charlie
These are just some random thoughts from my sister (Phea) Just to be safe I'll rate them NC-17, because somethings can be seen as offensive. I just want to be safe with the rating. She has dark, morbid, sarcastic, dirty humor. You have been forewarned! Turn back now if you're upright. I'd like to compare this SNL's Jack Handy's "Deep Thoughts" I find some of them entertaining.
This first set of ramblings are called "Love Letters from a Civil War soldier"
Dear Barbella,
I'm torn by the weary winds of May. The earth has swallowed up my core, hence forth I am defeated by the missions of judice. I am Fortune's fool. Yodeling hee hoo.
Dilbert Tugnut
To my dearest Stupella,
Come what maybe, I am dolphin's cleavage. Wet and Bent, there is no more weight to bear. Tell sully my fears are like feathers flying in the foul wind of flatualism. To all that can hear the howling, smell the toes of wisdom. Go with God.
To my dearest Creepula,
You wet my panties with pure fright. How is it that so many babies hiss and cry out in complete horror at you? It’s just a hairy mole. Any perverse being can clearly see how potentially psychotic are, if only you can look into a mirror with it abruptly shattering, you’d see that.
Without Phase,
Phea
When I watch a movie with a decapitation scene, I think to myself if maybe she’ll get out of paying taxes? Lost eyes balls due to a finger gouging is deem able for tax exclusion. So the next time I see a movie siren get her eyes scooped out, I’m gonna think about all the money she’s going to save and have for her cool dark glasses in April. Good for her.
People have a morbid fascination with catching animals in the act of sexual copulation. I sometimes wonder what goes through the mind of these people. Then I see a porn movie and recognize the techniques. Now I understand why panting and scratch marks are a must. ACTION!
Blind people have clarity of the mind while deaf people just like to fondle things.
When I tell a story, I like to picture people in tubs of butter bathing like morbidly obese Greek Gods. I like there to be corn and thongs laying about, as if cheap hookers in a pit of casualities. You are beautiful.
Fat Men are like horrible scarecrows in a field with no more crop. Why push an elephant when a nun can proposition it to her, with her will. Tell a monkey the truth and it will strip like an employee of Michael Flatlely's Lord of the Dance ensemble. Doo boo doo...
This first set of ramblings are called "Love Letters from a Civil War soldier"
Dear Barbella,
I'm torn by the weary winds of May. The earth has swallowed up my core, hence forth I am defeated by the missions of judice. I am Fortune's fool. Yodeling hee hoo.
Dilbert Tugnut
To my dearest Stupella,
Come what maybe, I am dolphin's cleavage. Wet and Bent, there is no more weight to bear. Tell sully my fears are like feathers flying in the foul wind of flatualism. To all that can hear the howling, smell the toes of wisdom. Go with God.
To my dearest Creepula,
You wet my panties with pure fright. How is it that so many babies hiss and cry out in complete horror at you? It’s just a hairy mole. Any perverse being can clearly see how potentially psychotic are, if only you can look into a mirror with it abruptly shattering, you’d see that.
Without Phase,
Phea
When I watch a movie with a decapitation scene, I think to myself if maybe she’ll get out of paying taxes? Lost eyes balls due to a finger gouging is deem able for tax exclusion. So the next time I see a movie siren get her eyes scooped out, I’m gonna think about all the money she’s going to save and have for her cool dark glasses in April. Good for her.
People have a morbid fascination with catching animals in the act of sexual copulation. I sometimes wonder what goes through the mind of these people. Then I see a porn movie and recognize the techniques. Now I understand why panting and scratch marks are a must. ACTION!
Blind people have clarity of the mind while deaf people just like to fondle things.
When I tell a story, I like to picture people in tubs of butter bathing like morbidly obese Greek Gods. I like there to be corn and thongs laying about, as if cheap hookers in a pit of casualities. You are beautiful.
Fat Men are like horrible scarecrows in a field with no more crop. Why push an elephant when a nun can proposition it to her, with her will. Tell a monkey the truth and it will strip like an employee of Michael Flatlely's Lord of the Dance ensemble. Doo boo doo...
