R-Rated Jokes!

[kylo4]

Shouldn't it be, "And it had a slit in front"
"Which made it easy for you to view her cunt!" LMAO!
kylo4

 

[Archangel_dj]

Ok then how about..

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.


Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them, too, 'cause he was gay.


Ok this one's gross so don't say I didnt warn you

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over
And slipped in a bone of his own.

 

[FuNnYcHiCkEn]

LMAO!!!

*FuNnYcHiCkEn*
:soccer2:

 

[kylo4]

I have some new ones!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, how about this one??????
Your mom's so fat, that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck.
Your mom's so fat, the only way to get her to move is to put a Twinkie on the opposite side of the room.
Your mom's so fat, that she got stuck in a 100-yard long swimming pool, and not even the Navy Seals could pull her out.
Your mom's so ugly, that she got a ticket for littering.
kylo4

 

[Chanel]

lol... these are great

 

[kylo4]

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over
And slipped in a bone of his own.

That one's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
Nuff Said!
kylo4