Quiet Disaster
I heart Chris Carrabba
Since Bubba isn't giving up his house in the randoms so easily... we've moved to our own thread!
Ralph and Buzz's Mission: To take over the world! Mua-muaha-*hacking cough*-muaha-muahahaha! (Gotta work on the evil laugh! :lol World domination will soon be ours!
Ralph and Buzz, we're like Pinky and the Brain. (I'm Pinky and Caz/Ralph is Brain. )
Pinky: What are we doing tomorrow night, Brain?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world.
:lol:
:announce: House rules:
1. Absolutely no pissing/crapping in the house but in the toilet in the bathroom! *coughPericough*
1a. If you do piss/felgercarb anywhere else in the house, you're paying for the cleaning and replacement of whatever you pissed/crapped on!
1b. If you feel the need to mark your territory, you can do so at the designated trees.
1c. Also, no pissing/crapping in the pool or gardens!
1d. If you feel as though you won't be able to hold it in, grab a Depends by the front door.
1e. You piss/felgercarb, you pay!
2. You need to bring your own food and drink. :eat:
2a. If you do eat anything Ralph and I cook... we're not liable for whatever happens to you.
3. Wipe your shoes before you enter! Ralph and I may be dirrty old men, but we do like to keep our house so fresh and so clean!
4. There's an entrance fee! :money: (What, did you really think we'd let you into our house for free!? ^_^) And the money goes to feeding our shopping addictions - er, I mean - the children of Somalia!
4a. If you can't pay the entrance fee, we're looking to hire some staff to keep the house clean and to wait on us.
5. Before you enter, you have to say a pledge that Caz and Joyie are the most stunning women in the world. :lol:
6. We're not liable for anything that happens to you! So you can't sue us!
7. Don't even think of messing up the house, we've got people watching your every move! h34r: atch: :stick: :boxing:
8. No dancing smilies are allowed cause Peri is afraid of them!
9. No beating poor, defenseless penguins! Or any other animal, for that matter!
10. No TVs are allowed in the house! We can't risk Peri popping out of them!! :tvhorror: She's an eeeeeevil girl!
And those are the rules so far, there might be some changes to that later.
Failure to comply with any of these rules, you will be :banned: from this house!
Now, welcome and have fun!!
For your entertainment: :serenade: :stereo: :harp: :band:
Stuff to do in the backyard: (You can poke Peri!!) :fishing2: :juggle: layball: :trampoline:
In the pool: :snorkel: :surf:
:announce: Attention! We now have Arash memorabilia!! He streaked the party and luckily the security cameras caught him so we now have Nekkid Arash tees, pins, hats, keychains, mugs... you name it!! All proceeds go to benefit the children of Somalia. Okay, so maybe just a bit goes toward the Caz and Joyie Fund. ^_^
Ralph and Buzz's Mission: To take over the world! Mua-muaha-*hacking cough*-muaha-muahahaha! (Gotta work on the evil laugh! :lol World domination will soon be ours!
Ralph and Buzz, we're like Pinky and the Brain. (I'm Pinky and Caz/Ralph is Brain. )
Pinky: What are we doing tomorrow night, Brain?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world.
:lol:
:announce: House rules:
1. Absolutely no pissing/crapping in the house but in the toilet in the bathroom! *coughPericough*
1a. If you do piss/felgercarb anywhere else in the house, you're paying for the cleaning and replacement of whatever you pissed/crapped on!
1b. If you feel the need to mark your territory, you can do so at the designated trees.
1c. Also, no pissing/crapping in the pool or gardens!
1d. If you feel as though you won't be able to hold it in, grab a Depends by the front door.
1e. You piss/felgercarb, you pay!
2. You need to bring your own food and drink. :eat:
2a. If you do eat anything Ralph and I cook... we're not liable for whatever happens to you.
3. Wipe your shoes before you enter! Ralph and I may be dirrty old men, but we do like to keep our house so fresh and so clean!
4. There's an entrance fee! :money: (What, did you really think we'd let you into our house for free!? ^_^) And the money goes to feeding our shopping addictions - er, I mean - the children of Somalia!
4a. If you can't pay the entrance fee, we're looking to hire some staff to keep the house clean and to wait on us.
5. Before you enter, you have to say a pledge that Caz and Joyie are the most stunning women in the world. :lol:
6. We're not liable for anything that happens to you! So you can't sue us!
7. Don't even think of messing up the house, we've got people watching your every move! h34r: atch: :stick: :boxing:
8. No dancing smilies are allowed cause Peri is afraid of them!
9. No beating poor, defenseless penguins! Or any other animal, for that matter!
10. No TVs are allowed in the house! We can't risk Peri popping out of them!! :tvhorror: She's an eeeeeevil girl!
And those are the rules so far, there might be some changes to that later.
Failure to comply with any of these rules, you will be :banned: from this house!
Now, welcome and have fun!!
For your entertainment: :serenade: :stereo: :harp: :band:
Stuff to do in the backyard: (You can poke Peri!!) :fishing2: :juggle: layball: :trampoline:
In the pool: :snorkel: :surf:
:announce: Attention! We now have Arash memorabilia!! He streaked the party and luckily the security cameras caught him so we now have Nekkid Arash tees, pins, hats, keychains, mugs... you name it!! All proceeds go to benefit the children of Somalia. Okay, so maybe just a bit goes toward the Caz and Joyie Fund. ^_^