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The Random Thread #1
To start us off the right way,
Timmy said he was a Kelly fan too, and Aria declared me obsessed (just now)
The Random Thread #1
To start us off the right way,
What about Kelly Clarkson booty?SydB_JenG said:
*fetches for Kelly quotes*
"What? I can't have carbs now? Bread is good people. Jesus ate bread! How do you think I got these chubby cheeks and big butt?"
"My big booty. I have the biggest butt. It's just not right. It's hard to shop for pants- they'll fit me perfectly in the butt, but then the waist is four inches too big. I'm Greek, so we have pretty big booties in my family."
"I have a very curvy figure... I wasn't so blessed here (points to chest)... but I was blessed here (points to her booty)."
"I'm still gonna eat burgers and fries. You can kiss my butt."
"Even though it's got ice cream in it, it's okay. I don't care."
"I'm good. I'm just eating chicken nuggets."
"Okay, who wears this tight... I can't wear that tight of pants... Who likes straight legs?! Not big butted girls! We need some big flares at the bottom to match!"
"All I heard for the past couple of years was 'Oh, I can't sell you. You have no image; ' and that's just so sad. I'm a singer, That's my image."
"Have you seen my single cover? I'm already lookin' like I'm selling Thin Mints."
"Oh, my God, my thing is, I could die tomorrow. Do I wanna die on a diet? Am I gonna meet God on an empty stomach? Probably not - I'm gonna meet him with some steak and taters in my stomach!"
"I want a cookie. Do you have a cookie? There's a brownie!"
"Who wants to die on a diet? I eat like I've always eaten. If I want a frozen Ding Dong, I'm damn sure going to have one."
Move aside, JLo. We got some new booty in town, and it's bootylicious.
Timmy said he was a Kelly fan too, and Aria declared me obsessed (just now
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