Remember, nothing in life is free...

[Kevin]

So what would you do if you saw the bright yellow plastic box of a Microsoft Office package just sitting there on the sidewalk? A several hundred dollar software package left all alone. Before picking it up, be prepared for what may happen.

 

[Starbeast from Planet X]

Now that's comedy. Good one Kevin.

"Aww man! You scared the potato salad right out of me!"