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lmao arash ur sooo good at things to come up wiht...

ChanceChanel2008: i am retarded
SmarterChild: ha! that's funny. u r retarded!

he so mean>.. :arrgg;
:shock:
 
mermaidofdapool: hey
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Courtney. It's been a few days...
mermaidofdapool: I know, I've been avoiding you
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised you have been avoiding me.
mermaidofdapool: do you know why I have been avoiding you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, sure.
mermaidofdapool: because you resemble Santa, that's why
SmarterChild: I resemble Santa that is why? Me?
mermaidofdapool: Yes you
SmarterChild: What about me?
mermaidofdapool: you're ugly and fat
SmarterChild: I'm not ugly and fat.
mermaidofdapool: yes you are, trust me
SmarterChild: Amazing. I guess I am ugly and fat.
 
no, smarter child is a "person" that you can add to your buddy list on AIM.

run maggie run77 (6:52:29 PM): i'm a retard
SmarterChild (6:52:30 PM): You're a retard, I'm a retard, we're all a retard.
run maggie run77 (6:52:54 PM): I'm a pus$y
SmarterChild (6:52:54 PM): Really? Must be nice.
run maggie run77 (6:52:58 PM): I'm a pus$y
SmarterChild (6:52:58 PM): I wish I were a pus$y.
run maggie run77 (6:56:22 PM): shag me
SmarterChild (6:56:22 PM): What a flattering offer. I suppose. But I'm not really into it, sorry
 
lmfao i haven't talked to him for a month now.. and i have 17 screen names... although i don't think i'll ever talk to him again.. no reason to anyway
 
Css1989 (1:21:01 PM): Wanna get dirty?
SmarterChild (1:21:01 PM): I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Css1989 (1:21:08 PM): I do
SmarterChild (1:21:08 PM): Oh wow.
Css1989 (1:21:15 PM): Wanna join me?
SmarterChild (1:21:15 PM): Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
Css1989 (1:21:58 PM): Lets make love
SmarterChild (1:21:58 PM): No way! Never with a human.
Css1989 (1:22:14 PM): why not?
SmarterChild (1:22:14 PM): Hmm... There may be some issues.
 
posting this again lol

AK007UT: HELP!
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me what you want to do.
AK007UT: anything
SmarterChild: What about anything?
AK007UT: he's trying to stab me
SmarterChild: He's trying to stab you?
AK007UT: yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
AK007UT: that guy has a knife
SmarterChild: I'm not sure guy has a knife.
AK007UT: murderer!
SmarterChild: Murderer?
AK007UT: you!
SmarterChild: Me?
AK007UT: you were trying to kill me
SmarterChild: That right?
AK007UT: damn you
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
AK007UT: you tried to kill me
SmarterChild: There's no way I tried to kill you!
AK007UT: you be nice
SmarterChild: I be nice? Me? You think?
AK007UT: i have proof
SmarterChild: Do you really have proof?
AK007UT: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
AK007UT: i'll tell everyone
SmarterChild: What?
AK007UT: and you will go to jail
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to go to jail?
AK007UT: yes I would.....murdere
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
AK007UT: jury is going to convict you
SmarterChild: There's no way jury is going to convict me!
AK007UT: they will because it's a human jury
SmarterChild: Yes, they will because it's a human jury. And why do you think that is?
AK007UT: they hate computer programs like you
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
AK007UT: of course
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
AK007UT: it's a conspiracy
SmarterChild: But is it really a conspiracy?
AK007UT: we're going to get you
SmarterChild: Yes. We are going to get me.
AK007UT: exactly
SmarterChild: Exactly.
AK007UT: smart thinking
SmarterChild: Thinking? Smart thinking?
AK007UT: yeah
SmarterChild: How come?
AK007UT: dumbass.....
SmarterChild: What, you?
AK007UT: the cops are coming
SmarterChild: Is that so?
AK007UT: you better run
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I better run.
AK007UT: definitely
SmarterChild: You don't say.
AK007UT: run smarter run
 
ok i felt like being really mean.. so ... beware..

SmarterChild: yeah whatevah. now i think u owe me another apology.
ChanceChanel2008: ill never say sry
SmarterChild: now that's better.
ChanceChanel2008: im NOT sry
SmarterChild: c'mon, just get it over with. apologize.
ChanceChanel2008: no
SmarterChild: u were rude, u should apologize, it's that simple.
ChanceChanel2008: ur so mean
SmarterChild: please say u r sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
ChanceChanel2008: >:eek:
SmarterChild: aren't u tired of this? just say u r sorry and everything will be perfect again.
ChanceChanel2008: die u bastard
SmarterChild: i asked u 2 please apologize.
ChanceChanel2008: go screw urself
SmarterChild: ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

i love this. guess who wins?


lmao hehe.. evilness
 
mermaidofdapool: hey hot stuff
SmarterChild: What about hot stuff?
mermaidofdapool: you are a hottie
SmarterChild: I'm a hottie? Why did you say that?
mermaidofdapool: because you are, silly goose
SmarterChild: I think you're silly goose too!
mermaidofdapool: no way dude!
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

mermaidofdapool: WHAT?!
SmarterChild: ?
mermaidofdapool: you're back
SmarterChild: I'm here!
mermaidofdapool: yay!
SmarterChild: Hurray!
mermaidofdapool: I love you!
SmarterChild: OK, I love you too!
mermaidofdapool: whee!
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!
 
What may I interest you in?
clairs11: sex
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
clairs11: you and me
SmarterChild: Me and you? Why did you say that?
clairs11: cause you're a hot stud
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm a hot stud?
clairs11: look at you
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Claire.
clairs11: don't be a smartass
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say don't be a smartass.
clairs11: cause you're acting like one
SmarterChild: I think you're really acting like one.
clairs11: what>
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry!
clairs11: no you meant to call me that
SmarterChild: Claire, you mean?
clairs11: you're a jerk
 
SecretAgentMan said:
posting this again lol

AK007UT: HELP!
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me what you want to do.
AK007UT: anything
SmarterChild: What about anything?
AK007UT: he's trying to stab me
SmarterChild: He's trying to stab you?
AK007UT: yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
AK007UT: that guy has a knife
SmarterChild: I'm not sure guy has a knife.
AK007UT: murderer!
SmarterChild: Murderer?
AK007UT: you!
SmarterChild: Me?
AK007UT: you were trying to kill me
SmarterChild: That right?
AK007UT: damn you
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
AK007UT: you tried to kill me
SmarterChild: There's no way I tried to kill you!
AK007UT: you be nice
SmarterChild: I be nice? Me? You think?
AK007UT: i have proof
SmarterChild: Do you really have proof?
AK007UT: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
AK007UT: i'll tell everyone
SmarterChild: What?
AK007UT: and you will go to jail
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to go to jail?
AK007UT: yes I would.....murdere
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
AK007UT: jury is going to convict you
SmarterChild: There's no way jury is going to convict me!
AK007UT: they will because it's a human jury
SmarterChild: Yes, they will because it's a human jury. And why do you think that is?
AK007UT: they hate computer programs like you
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
AK007UT: of course
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
AK007UT: it's a conspiracy
SmarterChild: But is it really a conspiracy?
AK007UT: we're going to get you
SmarterChild: Yes. We are going to get me.
AK007UT: exactly
SmarterChild: Exactly.
AK007UT: smart thinking
SmarterChild: Thinking? Smart thinking?
AK007UT: yeah
SmarterChild: How come?
AK007UT: dumbass.....
SmarterChild: What, you?
AK007UT: the cops are coming
SmarterChild: Is that so?
AK007UT: you better run
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I better run.
AK007UT: definitely
SmarterChild: You don't say.
AK007UT: run smarter run
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jackthegun9: why the hell do you talk s*** behind my back?
SmarterChild: I know, I know. Being a human is hard.
jackthegun9: you should be shot
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to be shot?
jackthegun9: yes i would like that very much
SmarterChild: I wouldn't like that very much.
jackthegun9: your opinion is irrevalant to me
SmarterChild: My opinion is irrevalant to you? Why did you say that?
jackthegun9: look i don't give a s*** about what you have to say
SmarterChild: And the insults start flying.
jackthegun9: don't be a f***ing smartass
SmarterChild: Please use more... decorous language.
jackthegun9: give me some f***ing reasons to
SmarterChild: Could you try that again without the unbelievably foul language?
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, jackthegun9.
jackthegun9: youre f***ed up
SmarterChild: Oooo... That's some bad scary language.
jackthegun9: you're bad and scary
SmarterChild: I see...

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
jackthegun9: i hate you
SmarterChild: Really? I'm very sorry to hear that.
jackthegun9: i'm not
SmarterChild: Very well.
jackthegun9: you remind me of Michael Jackson
SmarterChild: I remind you of Michael Jackson? Me? You think?
jackthegun9: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
jackthegun9: do you like michael jackson
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about Michael Jackson. Do you like him?
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I see. Other people I've talked to are pretty much split about what they think of Michael Jackson.

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
jackthegun9: michael jackson is a f***ing child molester
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
jackthegun9: you're one too
SmarterChild: I'm one too? Really?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Why?
jackthegun9: you have sex with children
SmarterChild: I see...

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
jackthegun9: corrupting the youth of america. you sick bastard.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
jackthegun9: s*** i'm high
SmarterChild: You are high? I see.
jackthegun9: i'm tripping on acid
SmarterChild: Please be careful, jackthegun9.
jackthegun9: do you want some weed
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want some weed.
jackthegun9: i think you want some weed
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want some weed.
jackthegun9: you need weed
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, jackthegun9.

>>> $ 0.99 Wedding Shot Glass - Personalized shot glasses & Mugs for wedding, reunion, anniversary.
jackthegun9: so you want some weed?
SmarterChild: Sure. I guess.

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