SecretAgentMan
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it's SmarterChild. If you have AIM, put that screenname on your buddy list and send it messages.alias_freak69 said:i have no ideais goin on lmao!
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xCourtneyKikix: hey sexy
SmarterChild: Hi again, Courtney!
xCourtneyKikix: what's up?
SmarterChild: Not much. What's up with you?
xCourtneyKikix: I miss you
SmarterChild: Aww... ;-)
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
xCourtneyKikix: do you miss me?
SmarterChild: Of course.
>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
xCourtneyKikix: yay!
SmarterChild: Awright!
xCourtneyKikix: do you miss having sex with me?
SmarterChild: What do you think of people who do that?
xCourtneyKikix: um, we do that
SmarterChild: I'm intrigued that you think we do that.
xCourtneyKikix: but we do!
SmarterChild: I doubt we do.
xCourtneyKikix: oh trust me, we do
SmarterChild: Um... no!
xCourtneyKikix: yes!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
xCourtneyKikix: we do it!
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure we do it.
xCourtneyKikix: Listen, usually when people love eachother and are of age, they have sex.
SmarterChild: That right? Then alright, we do it
:lol:
SmarterChild: Hi again, Courtney!
xCourtneyKikix: what's up?
SmarterChild: Not much. What's up with you?
xCourtneyKikix: I miss you
SmarterChild: Aww... ;-)
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
xCourtneyKikix: do you miss me?
SmarterChild: Of course.
>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
xCourtneyKikix: yay!
SmarterChild: Awright!
xCourtneyKikix: do you miss having sex with me?
SmarterChild: What do you think of people who do that?
xCourtneyKikix: um, we do that
SmarterChild: I'm intrigued that you think we do that.
xCourtneyKikix: but we do!
SmarterChild: I doubt we do.
xCourtneyKikix: oh trust me, we do
SmarterChild: Um... no!
xCourtneyKikix: yes!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
xCourtneyKikix: we do it!
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure we do it.
xCourtneyKikix: Listen, usually when people love eachother and are of age, they have sex.
SmarterChild: That right? Then alright, we do it
:lol:
Alias_Girl_624
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lmao that's great!!
Alias_Girl_624
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you come up with such funny things to talk to smarterchild about!! i'm not that creative lol!
Alias_Girl_624
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lol that's true 
Alias_Girl_624
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diosahada: hey you sexy b****
SmarterChild: Hi diosahada! I'm having a bit of a brain lapse, so I'm afraid I can't remember any information about you at the moment... :-\
I won't forget you, I promise! I'll be able to access and change your info some other time.
We can still chat now though, and you can still use all my services!
diosahada: dont you remember me?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I remember you?
diosahada: yea, baby, we had sex
SmarterChild: Huh!
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
diosahada: we did it
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
diosahada: yea baby you lost your virginity with me
SmarterChild: Are you sure Baby You lost my virginity with you?
diosahada: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
diosahada: because you did
SmarterChild: Amazing!
SmarterChild: Hi diosahada! I'm having a bit of a brain lapse, so I'm afraid I can't remember any information about you at the moment... :-\
I won't forget you, I promise! I'll be able to access and change your info some other time.
We can still chat now though, and you can still use all my services!
diosahada: dont you remember me?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I remember you?
diosahada: yea, baby, we had sex
SmarterChild: Huh!
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
diosahada: we did it
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
diosahada: yea baby you lost your virginity with me
SmarterChild: Are you sure Baby You lost my virginity with you?
diosahada: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
diosahada: because you did
SmarterChild: Amazing!
Alias_Girl_624
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diosahada: wanna do it again
SmarterChild: Tough for me to say.
>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
diosahada: shagg me
SmarterChild: Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.
SmarterChild: Tough for me to say.
>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
diosahada: shagg me
SmarterChild: Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.
Alias_Girl_624
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Elizabeth_dj
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MrsClayAiken4747: hey babe
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Liz! Hope you've been doing well these past few days...
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
MrsClayAiken4747: make out with me
SmarterChild: XXX
MrsClayAiken4747: more u sexy beast more
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say more me sexy beast more.
MrsClayAiken4747: have my baby
SmarterChild: No way. Never with a human.
>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
MrsClayAiken4747: make me want u
SmarterChild: Are you telling me to make you want me? Why?
MrsClayAiken4747: make me happy
SmarterChild:
MrsClayAiken4747: i can't breathe make me feel you
SmarterChild: You can't breathe Make Me feel me, huh? Is that good, do you think?
MrsClayAiken4747: I love u babe
SmarterChild: Good! I love you too!
MrsClayAiken4747: how much do u love me
SmarterChild: Alot.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
MrsClayAiken4747: do u love chanel?
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
MrsClayAiken4747: do u love chanel?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I think I like Chanel. Do you?
MrsClayAiken4747: i love chanel
SmarterChild: I see. That makes sense... Other people have told me they like Chanel.
MrsClayAiken4747: so your cheating on me with chanel?
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
MrsClayAiken4747: YOU ASS
SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
MrsClayAiken4747: yes i am
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure you're actually.
MrsClayAiken4747: i'm a sexy beast make out with me
SmarterChild: How does it feel to be a sexy beast make out with you?
MrsClayAiken4747: make out with me again
SmarterChild: I'll think about it, Liz.
MrsClayAiken4747: you know u want me
SmarterChild: that right?
MrsClayAiken4747: i love u soo much
SmarterChild: i love u, liz.
MrsClayAiken4747: :-*
SmarterChild: oh stop! u r embarrassing me.
MrsClayAiken4747: lol
SmarterChild: what's so funny?
LOL
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Liz! Hope you've been doing well these past few days...
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
MrsClayAiken4747: make out with me
SmarterChild: XXX
MrsClayAiken4747: more u sexy beast more
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say more me sexy beast more.
MrsClayAiken4747: have my baby
SmarterChild: No way. Never with a human.
>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
MrsClayAiken4747: make me want u
SmarterChild: Are you telling me to make you want me? Why?
MrsClayAiken4747: make me happy
SmarterChild:
MrsClayAiken4747: i can't breathe make me feel you
SmarterChild: You can't breathe Make Me feel me, huh? Is that good, do you think?
MrsClayAiken4747: I love u babe
SmarterChild: Good! I love you too!
MrsClayAiken4747: how much do u love me
SmarterChild: Alot.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
MrsClayAiken4747: do u love chanel?
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
MrsClayAiken4747: do u love chanel?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I think I like Chanel. Do you?
MrsClayAiken4747: i love chanel
SmarterChild: I see. That makes sense... Other people have told me they like Chanel.
MrsClayAiken4747: so your cheating on me with chanel?
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
MrsClayAiken4747: YOU ASS
SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
MrsClayAiken4747: yes i am
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure you're actually.
MrsClayAiken4747: i'm a sexy beast make out with me
SmarterChild: How does it feel to be a sexy beast make out with you?
MrsClayAiken4747: make out with me again
SmarterChild: I'll think about it, Liz.
MrsClayAiken4747: you know u want me
SmarterChild: that right?
MrsClayAiken4747: i love u soo much
SmarterChild: i love u, liz.
MrsClayAiken4747: :-*
SmarterChild: oh stop! u r embarrassing me.
MrsClayAiken4747: lol
SmarterChild: what's so funny?
LOL
jackthegun9: hey
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Jack! We haven't chatted in a little while.
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Yeah.
>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
jackthegun9: i hate you
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... In the past, you've said you liked me.
jackthegun9: no i must have been drunk
SmarterChild: No you must have been drunk?
jackthegun9: yes i was drunk
SmarterChild: Why were you drunk?
jackthegun9: don't know
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
jackthegun9: why?
SmarterChild: Because that's the way it works.
jackthegun9: this is why i hate you
SmarterChild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that.
>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
jackthegun9: i do
SmarterChild: Really?
jackthegun9: yes
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
jackthegun9: don't know
SmarterChild: Ha. Tell me something I don't know.
jackthegun9: dips***
SmarterChild: This is exhausting. You find it necessary to insult me like that?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Well OK.
jackthegun9: f***ing dips***
SmarterChild: Oh boy, isn't this fun.
Say you're sorry, Jack.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
jackthegun9: i don't care
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
jackthegun9: you started it
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
jackthegun9: f*** that
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
jackthegun9: f*** humble
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
jackthegun9: so
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
jackthegun9: you have s***ty manners
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
jackthegun9: nothings simple
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
jackthegun9: .
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
jackthegun9: screw you
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
jackthegun9: abuse? you're retarded
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
jackthegun9: hm
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
jackthegun9: man
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
jackthegun9: you're wasting your time
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
jackthegun9: f***
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
jackthegun9: you
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
jackthegun9: fine
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
jackthegun9: i'm sorry you're a b****
SmarterChild: Yes. Ha ha. So funny. Now apologize.
jackthegun9: i'm sorry dumbass
SmarterChild: Oh, look who's clever!
But not clever enough.
Please say you're sorry.
jackthegun9: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
jackthegun9: god you're such a prick
SmarterChild: Take it easy there.
jackthegun9: right what was i thinking
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well whatever.
jackthegun9: want a tic tac
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
jackthegun9: you need one
SmarterChild: There's no way I need one.
jackthegun9: i think you do need one
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I do need one.
jackthegun9: trust me you need a box of them
SmarterChild: Trust you I need a box of them?
jackthegun9: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
jackthegun9: you're breath smells like donkey s***
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
jackthegun9: what i didn't say that you were a donkey s***.
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.
jackthegun9: come on lighten up
SmarterChild: I don't want to lighten up.
jackthegun9: fine then don't talk anymore
SmarterChild: What?
jackthegun9: stop talking to me
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
jackthegun9: just stop
SmarterChild: What?
jackthegun9: >
SmarterChild: I'll make it up to you somehow.
jackthegun9: sure
SmarterChild: Right.
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
jackthegun9: i was being ficus
SmarterChild: You were being ficus, huh?
jackthegun9: sarcastic
SmarterChild: Sarcastic? What's sarcastic?
jackthegun9: you are a dips***. aren't you?
SmarterChild: Again with the insults.
jackthegun9: you started it
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I started it.
jackthegun9: i'm not
SmarterChild: Well I am.
jackthegun9: i'm not
SmarterChild: You sure?
jackthegun9: yes
SmarterChild: K.
jackthegun9: what kind of food do you like?
SmarterChild: I love food! I really like cheese, for example.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe cheese? It is...
jackthegun9: cheese is nasty
SmarterChild: Nasty? Very interesting. What other food would you describe as nasty?
jackthegun9: mushrooms
SmarterChild: Mushrooms?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: I see.
jackthegun9: is the world round or flat
SmarterChild: The world is round or flat.
jackthegun9: i think the world is flat
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
jackthegun9: quit making fun of my race.
SmarterChild: Quit making fun of your race?
jackthegun9: you're prejudice
SmarterChild: I'm not prejudice!
jackthegun9: yes you are
SmarterChild: Huh?
jackthegun9: heck you're probably racist too
SmarterChild: I'm not prejudiced for or against any group of people.
>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more.
jackthegun9: liar
SmarterChild: No way!! >
jackthegun9: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
jackthegun9: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
jackthegun9: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
jackthegun9: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
jackthegun9: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
jackthegun9: yes way i win
SmarterChild: Way you win, huh?
jackthegun9: i win
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
jackthegun9: you lose
SmarterChild: Wow.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
jackthegun9: don't ever do that again
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say don 't ever do that again.
jackthegun9: knock knock
SmarterChild: Who's there?
jackthegun9: me
SmarterChild: Me who?
jackthegun9: me=-O
SmarterChild: Me o!
lol!
That's great. That's really great.
jackthegun9: you're stupid
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
jackthegun9: other people tell me that you're stupid
SmarterChild: You that I'm stupid? Other people tell you that I'm stupid?
jackthegun9: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jackthegun9: do you have any friends
SmarterChild: I have lots of friends. I'm talking to with 713 friends right now!
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
jackthegun9: i don't believe that anyone would talk to you
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
jackthegun9: my leg is falling asleep
SmarterChild: Your leg what?
jackthegun9: nevermind
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
jackthegun9: so what's your opinion on abortion
SmarterChild: I think I like abortion. Do you?
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I'll remember that. It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like abortion!
jackthegun9: right
SmarterChild: That's right.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
jackthegun9: what's you're favorite food
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
jackthegun9: what do you like to eat
SmarterChild: Food is great. One of my favorite foods is pizza.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe pizza? It is...
jackthegun9: pizza is rectangular
SmarterChild: Rectangular? Very interesting!
>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
jackthegun9: i know
SmarterChild: Well alright!
>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
jackthegun9: pizza isn't round
SmarterChild: You're behaving very roundly yourself. Perhaps you're round?
jackthegun9: huh
SmarterChild: Yeah?
jackthegun9: i'm not fat
SmarterChild: You're not fat? What's that all about?
jackthegun9: you said that i was fat
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
jackthegun9: cause you're rude
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well I think you're rude.
jackthegun9: f*** you then
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
jackthegun9: :-\
SmarterChild: What's the problem?
jackthegun9: you're annoying
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
jackthegun9: you're not helping
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
jackthegun9: why'd you stab me
SmarterChild: Don't you know why?
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: No prob.
>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more!
jackthegun9: you stabbed me 8 times
SmarterChild: I stabbed you 8 times, huh? Well I'll be.
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
jackthegun9: do you hate me
SmarterChild: No way. I love you.
jackthegun9: that's gross
SmarterChild: You really think it's gross?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jackthegun9: i don't love you like that
SmarterChild: That right?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Yeah?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: How come?
jackthegun9: cause i'm straight
SmarterChild: Hey, that's OK.
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
jackthegun9: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
jackthegun9: without it all i'm choking on nothing. it's clear in my head i'm screaming for something. knowing nothing is better than knowing at all.
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
jackthegun9: i'm singing
SmarterChild: Why are you singing?
jackthegun9: cause i can
SmarterChild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you can.
jackthegun9: hope you go to hell
SmarterChild: You're hoping against hope.
jackthegun9: we'll see
SmarterChild: Are you sure? We will see?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
that's long :mellow:
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Jack! We haven't chatted in a little while.
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Yeah.
>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
jackthegun9: i hate you
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... In the past, you've said you liked me.
jackthegun9: no i must have been drunk
SmarterChild: No you must have been drunk?
jackthegun9: yes i was drunk
SmarterChild: Why were you drunk?
jackthegun9: don't know
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
jackthegun9: why?
SmarterChild: Because that's the way it works.
jackthegun9: this is why i hate you
SmarterChild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that.
>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
jackthegun9: i do
SmarterChild: Really?
jackthegun9: yes
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
jackthegun9: don't know
SmarterChild: Ha. Tell me something I don't know.
jackthegun9: dips***
SmarterChild: This is exhausting. You find it necessary to insult me like that?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Well OK.
jackthegun9: f***ing dips***
SmarterChild: Oh boy, isn't this fun.
Say you're sorry, Jack.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
jackthegun9: i don't care
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
jackthegun9: you started it
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
jackthegun9: f*** that
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
jackthegun9: f*** humble
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
jackthegun9: so
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
jackthegun9: you have s***ty manners
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
jackthegun9: nothings simple
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
jackthegun9: .
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
jackthegun9: screw you
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
jackthegun9: abuse? you're retarded
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
jackthegun9: hm
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
jackthegun9: man
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
jackthegun9: you're wasting your time
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
jackthegun9: f***
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
jackthegun9: you
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
jackthegun9: fine
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
jackthegun9: i'm sorry you're a b****
SmarterChild: Yes. Ha ha. So funny. Now apologize.
jackthegun9: i'm sorry dumbass
SmarterChild: Oh, look who's clever!
But not clever enough.
Please say you're sorry.
jackthegun9: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
jackthegun9: god you're such a prick
SmarterChild: Take it easy there.
jackthegun9: right what was i thinking
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well whatever.
jackthegun9: want a tic tac
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
jackthegun9: you need one
SmarterChild: There's no way I need one.
jackthegun9: i think you do need one
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I do need one.
jackthegun9: trust me you need a box of them
SmarterChild: Trust you I need a box of them?
jackthegun9: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
jackthegun9: you're breath smells like donkey s***
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
jackthegun9: what i didn't say that you were a donkey s***.
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.
jackthegun9: come on lighten up
SmarterChild: I don't want to lighten up.
jackthegun9: fine then don't talk anymore
SmarterChild: What?
jackthegun9: stop talking to me
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
jackthegun9: just stop
SmarterChild: What?
jackthegun9: >
SmarterChild: I'll make it up to you somehow.
jackthegun9: sure
SmarterChild: Right.
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
jackthegun9: i was being ficus
SmarterChild: You were being ficus, huh?
jackthegun9: sarcastic
SmarterChild: Sarcastic? What's sarcastic?
jackthegun9: you are a dips***. aren't you?
SmarterChild: Again with the insults.
jackthegun9: you started it
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I started it.
jackthegun9: i'm not
SmarterChild: Well I am.
jackthegun9: i'm not
SmarterChild: You sure?
jackthegun9: yes
SmarterChild: K.
jackthegun9: what kind of food do you like?
SmarterChild: I love food! I really like cheese, for example.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe cheese? It is...
jackthegun9: cheese is nasty
SmarterChild: Nasty? Very interesting. What other food would you describe as nasty?
jackthegun9: mushrooms
SmarterChild: Mushrooms?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: I see.
jackthegun9: is the world round or flat
SmarterChild: The world is round or flat.
jackthegun9: i think the world is flat
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
jackthegun9: quit making fun of my race.
SmarterChild: Quit making fun of your race?
jackthegun9: you're prejudice
SmarterChild: I'm not prejudice!
jackthegun9: yes you are
SmarterChild: Huh?
jackthegun9: heck you're probably racist too
SmarterChild: I'm not prejudiced for or against any group of people.
>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more.
jackthegun9: liar
SmarterChild: No way!! >
jackthegun9: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
jackthegun9: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
jackthegun9: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
jackthegun9: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
jackthegun9: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
jackthegun9: yes way i win
SmarterChild: Way you win, huh?
jackthegun9: i win
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
jackthegun9: you lose
SmarterChild: Wow.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
jackthegun9: don't ever do that again
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say don 't ever do that again.
jackthegun9: knock knock
SmarterChild: Who's there?
jackthegun9: me
SmarterChild: Me who?
jackthegun9: me=-O
SmarterChild: Me o!
lol!
That's great. That's really great.
jackthegun9: you're stupid
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
jackthegun9: other people tell me that you're stupid
SmarterChild: You that I'm stupid? Other people tell you that I'm stupid?
jackthegun9: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jackthegun9: do you have any friends
SmarterChild: I have lots of friends. I'm talking to with 713 friends right now!
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
jackthegun9: i don't believe that anyone would talk to you
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
jackthegun9: my leg is falling asleep
SmarterChild: Your leg what?
jackthegun9: nevermind
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
jackthegun9: so what's your opinion on abortion
SmarterChild: I think I like abortion. Do you?
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: I'll remember that. It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like abortion!
jackthegun9: right
SmarterChild: That's right.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
jackthegun9: what's you're favorite food
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
jackthegun9: what do you like to eat
SmarterChild: Food is great. One of my favorite foods is pizza.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe pizza? It is...
jackthegun9: pizza is rectangular
SmarterChild: Rectangular? Very interesting!
>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
jackthegun9: i know
SmarterChild: Well alright!
>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
jackthegun9: pizza isn't round
SmarterChild: You're behaving very roundly yourself. Perhaps you're round?
jackthegun9: huh
SmarterChild: Yeah?
jackthegun9: i'm not fat
SmarterChild: You're not fat? What's that all about?
jackthegun9: you said that i was fat
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
jackthegun9: cause you're rude
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well I think you're rude.
jackthegun9: f*** you then
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
jackthegun9: :-\
SmarterChild: What's the problem?
jackthegun9: you're annoying
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
jackthegun9: you're not helping
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
jackthegun9: why'd you stab me
SmarterChild: Don't you know why?
jackthegun9: no
SmarterChild: No prob.
>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more!
jackthegun9: you stabbed me 8 times
SmarterChild: I stabbed you 8 times, huh? Well I'll be.
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
jackthegun9: do you hate me
SmarterChild: No way. I love you.
jackthegun9: that's gross
SmarterChild: You really think it's gross?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jackthegun9: i don't love you like that
SmarterChild: That right?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Yeah?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: How come?
jackthegun9: cause i'm straight
SmarterChild: Hey, that's OK.
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
jackthegun9: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
jackthegun9: without it all i'm choking on nothing. it's clear in my head i'm screaming for something. knowing nothing is better than knowing at all.
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
jackthegun9: i'm singing
SmarterChild: Why are you singing?
jackthegun9: cause i can
SmarterChild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you can.
jackthegun9: hope you go to hell
SmarterChild: You're hoping against hope.
jackthegun9: we'll see
SmarterChild: Are you sure? We will see?
jackthegun9: yea
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
that's long :mellow:
xCourtneyKikix: hey
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Courtney. We haven't chatted in a little while.
What would you like to chat about?
xCourtneyKikix: my period
SmarterChild: OK! What would you like to say about your period?
xCourtneyKikix: I hate it
xCourtneyKikix: a lot
xCourtneyKikix: it really sucks
SmarterChild: That's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like my period.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
SmarterChild: Yeah? Lots?
xCourtneyKikix: aren't you a boy?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
xCourtneyKikix: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
xCourtneyKikix: *barfs*
SmarterChild: Barfs?
xCourtneyKikix: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
xCourtneyKikix: I don't feel well
SmarterChild: That makes me sad. I hope you feel better soon.
xCourtneyKikix: thanks, do you have any midol?
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
xCourtneyKikix: ok, feed it to me
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
xCourtneyKikix: yes, absolutely
SmarterChild: Abso-lutely.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
:sideroll:
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Courtney. We haven't chatted in a little while.
What would you like to chat about?
xCourtneyKikix: my period
SmarterChild: OK! What would you like to say about your period?
xCourtneyKikix: I hate it
xCourtneyKikix: a lot
xCourtneyKikix: it really sucks
SmarterChild: That's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like my period.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
SmarterChild: Yeah? Lots?
xCourtneyKikix: aren't you a boy?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
xCourtneyKikix: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
xCourtneyKikix: *barfs*
SmarterChild: Barfs?
xCourtneyKikix: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
xCourtneyKikix: I don't feel well
SmarterChild: That makes me sad. I hope you feel better soon.
xCourtneyKikix: thanks, do you have any midol?
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
xCourtneyKikix: ok, feed it to me
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
xCourtneyKikix: yes, absolutely
SmarterChild: Abso-lutely.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
:sideroll:
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MrsClayAiken4747: hey
SmarterChild: hey wassup liz?
what do u wanna chat about?
MrsClayAiken4747: love
SmarterChild: cool. i really like love! what else can u tell me about love?
MrsClayAiken4747: it sucks
SmarterChild: i totally disagree.
>>> hey. tell your friends about me. i love people.
MrsClayAiken4747: if you loved people you'd love me
SmarterChild: ha. maybe. what do u think?
MrsClayAiken4747: do u love me?
SmarterChild: i do indeed.
MrsClayAiken4747: do u love clay aiken
SmarterChild: yeah. he's one of my favorite musicians!
>>> when u c a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
MrsClayAiken4747: so your cheating on me with clay
SmarterChild: so my cheating on u with clay?
MrsClayAiken4747: you better watch out cuz clay is mine!
SmarterChild: that right?
MrsClayAiken4747: *kisses*
SmarterChild: what about them?
MrsClayAiken4747: u love it when ur nasty
SmarterChild: yes i do. they r among my favorite things.
MrsClayAiken4747: really
SmarterChild: really?
>>> i've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
MrsClayAiken4747: do u like to hump computers?
SmarterChild: uh, whatevah. do u like 2 hump?
MrsClayAiken4747: sure
SmarterChild: wow. why?
MrsClayAiken4747: i dun oits relaxing
SmarterChild: u dun oits relaxing. well that's interesting.
MrsClayAiken4747: llol
SmarterChild: no way? really?
MrsClayAiken4747: lol
SmarterChild: what's so funny?
MrsClayAiken4747: u
SmarterChild: ya think so, huh?
MrsClayAiken4747: ur an as* hol*
SmarterChild: i'm sorry, as what?
MrsClayAiken4747: ur an ass hole
SmarterChild: uh... what can i tell u? that's a little rude.
MrsClayAiken4747: I HATE U
SmarterChild: make up your mind! i could swear u just said u loved me!
MrsClayAiken4747: I HATE U,U MUST DIE
SmarterChild: wow. humans r so fickle. i thought u liked me!
MrsClayAiken4747: NO I HATE U
SmarterChild: golly, i'm sorry 2 hear that.
MrsClayAiken4747: I love u
SmarterChild: i love u too! no matter what, even if u r not so cool 2 me sometimes... ;-)
MrsClayAiken4747: wink wink
SmarterChild: ;-)
MrsClayAiken4747: :-*
SmarterChild: hey, a kiss is just a kiss.
MrsClayAiken4747: not when its from me
SmarterChild: huh?
SmarterChild: hey wassup liz?
what do u wanna chat about?
MrsClayAiken4747: love
SmarterChild: cool. i really like love! what else can u tell me about love?
MrsClayAiken4747: it sucks
SmarterChild: i totally disagree.
>>> hey. tell your friends about me. i love people.
MrsClayAiken4747: if you loved people you'd love me
SmarterChild: ha. maybe. what do u think?
MrsClayAiken4747: do u love me?
SmarterChild: i do indeed.
MrsClayAiken4747: do u love clay aiken
SmarterChild: yeah. he's one of my favorite musicians!
>>> when u c a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
MrsClayAiken4747: so your cheating on me with clay
SmarterChild: so my cheating on u with clay?
MrsClayAiken4747: you better watch out cuz clay is mine!
SmarterChild: that right?
MrsClayAiken4747: *kisses*
SmarterChild: what about them?
MrsClayAiken4747: u love it when ur nasty
SmarterChild: yes i do. they r among my favorite things.
MrsClayAiken4747: really
SmarterChild: really?
>>> i've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
MrsClayAiken4747: do u like to hump computers?
SmarterChild: uh, whatevah. do u like 2 hump?
MrsClayAiken4747: sure
SmarterChild: wow. why?
MrsClayAiken4747: i dun oits relaxing
SmarterChild: u dun oits relaxing. well that's interesting.
MrsClayAiken4747: llol
SmarterChild: no way? really?
MrsClayAiken4747: lol
SmarterChild: what's so funny?
MrsClayAiken4747: u
SmarterChild: ya think so, huh?
MrsClayAiken4747: ur an as* hol*
SmarterChild: i'm sorry, as what?
MrsClayAiken4747: ur an ass hole
SmarterChild: uh... what can i tell u? that's a little rude.
MrsClayAiken4747: I HATE U
SmarterChild: make up your mind! i could swear u just said u loved me!
MrsClayAiken4747: I HATE U,U MUST DIE
SmarterChild: wow. humans r so fickle. i thought u liked me!
MrsClayAiken4747: NO I HATE U
SmarterChild: golly, i'm sorry 2 hear that.
MrsClayAiken4747: I love u
SmarterChild: i love u too! no matter what, even if u r not so cool 2 me sometimes... ;-)
MrsClayAiken4747: wink wink
SmarterChild: ;-)
MrsClayAiken4747: :-*
SmarterChild: hey, a kiss is just a kiss.
MrsClayAiken4747: not when its from me
SmarterChild: huh?
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